It's the beginning of two new segments, over here at HDYD. First, we have the Fact of the Week, then, SHOUTOUTS!

After that, we introduce you to our guest, Peggy Margarine, a Patient Care Assistant at a state run mental institution. Peggy tells us all about what it's like to work with people facing mental and behavioral crises. She tells us stories, some fun and some not so fun, and we learn all about how she's basically the best person to have ever lived. I'm not even playing when I say that Mother Theresa ain't got shit on Peg.

We've also got some fun commercials, a few xylophone solos, and Bread's stammering charm!

It's time to learn, y'all!

Peggy's name has been changed to protect her employment.

Psst... You know that store you pass on your way to work? Yeah that store. The one you used to giggle about as a kid. I bet you think the staff is a bunch of weirdo sex maniacs.

They're not. Turns out, sex shop employees are just normal people. They're just normal people who sell double-ended dildos.

In this episode, we interview Benjamin Nasty, a manager of a corporate sex shop. He told us the salacious secrets of the industry, like how they have to... fold lingerie.

It's pretty damned interesting, actually. So come listen. Chances are, you're one of his favorite customers (if you don't try to organize a surprise threesome). This is a great episode, but please keep your pants on.

We've done a couple of episodes where we've asked other people about their jobs, so now we're turning the questions on each other. We don't just talk about our jobs -- We talk about us! Come get to know your hosts, Bread Breakfast and Hannah Backwards, as they talk about jobs, nicknames, travel, Michael Sambello, and plenty of other things!

Do you miss the 80s? Do you still watch Cheers? Do you love hanging out at the ol' watering hole, throwing back brews with your friends and shaking off the drudgery of the day?