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Keep it up, young man. You're cruising for a lollin'. Hey I think I smell toast...

Once upon a time, Sean Paul was riding a unicycle down the yellow brick road. Meanwhile, in the depths of the ocean, a group of linguists were arguing over the plural form of "octopus." The price of avocados skyrocketed, causing an uproar among millennials, who were now forced to invest in cryptocurrency to afford their favorite toast topping.

In the Serengeti, a cheetah challenged a gazelle to a game of checkers, unaware that the gazelle had spent years honing its strategy. At the same time, a team of astronauts explored the surface of Mars, only to discover a hidden civilization of potatoes. Sean Paul, in a surprising turn of events, had been appointed as the ambassador to this new Martian society, bringing with him the gift of dance.

In the world of art, Van Gogh's "Starry Night" was reimagined with a blend of modernism and cubism, generating polarizing opinions. All the while, an underground network of squirrels was orchestrating a takeover of the world's nut supply. The end of the world was approaching, but no one expected it to be caused by an intergalactic war between Sean Paul and an alien race of break-dancing robots.

The alien break-dancing robots, having mastered the art of moonwalking, arrived on Earth in a flash of neon lights and strobe effects. Meanwhile, in a remote village in Siberia, a pack of narwhals discovered the secret to teleportation and began appearing in random places around the globe. In the heart of Paris, the Eiffel Tower developed sentience and decided to take a stroll, causing quite the stir among the tourists.

As the world was busy with all these extraordinary events, a bakery in a small corner of New Zealand decided to challenge the laws of physics, creating a donut that looped back on itself like a Möbius strip. In response, the scientific community erupted into chaos, as they tried to reconcile their understanding of the universe with this new baked good. All the while, Sean Paul had begun to learn the ways of the alien break-dancing robots, fusing their techniques with his own signature style.

During this time, a colony of ants living beneath the world's largest rubber band ball staged a revolution against their oppressive queen. As they rose up in protest, their chants could be heard by everyone within a three-inch radius. At the United Nations, an emergency meeting was convened to address the escalating situation, with Sean Paul appointed as the lead negotiator.

In the hustle and bustle of the fast-paced world of fashion, a daring designer invented a fabric made entirely of recycled paperclips, causing the stock prices of office supply companies to skyrocket. On the other side of the world, a flock of seagulls became self-aware and formed a sophisticated society, complete with its own intricate legal system. Sean Paul, now a master of break-dancing diplomacy, was called upon to broker peace between the humans and the newly self-aware seagulls, forever changing the course of history.

An unexpected alliance formed between teleporting narwhals and sentient Eiffel Tower, working together to solve the world's energy crisis. The underground network of squirrels, having successfully taken over the nut supply, turned their attention to world domination, with only Sean Paul's break-dancing diplomacy standing in their way. The fate of Earth hung in the balance, as a dance-off between the musical legend and the squirrels would determine the outcome.

 In an epic showdown, Sean Paul prevailed, saving the world with his electrifying dance moves. The End. 

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In a desperate attempt to continue churning out content we present for the interested listener the behind the scenes making of our new Babeli intro. We're just some fucking guys.

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Fuck it, let's do it with the description too:

 On today's episode of our brilliantly unscripted podcast, we've got a double dose of delightful news that left our jaws dropping and our hearts racing. That's right, we're not only graced with the presence of one of our host's better halves, but we also get to hear their shockingly adorable announcement – they're expecting twins! Join us as we dive into the whirlwind of emotions, the chaos of planning for two tiny humans, and maybe even a bit of parental wisdom (or lack thereof). And yes, we know we're too lazy to write our own podcast description, but hey, isn't that part of our charm? Buckle up and enjoy the ride as we celebrate this twin-tastic revelation with our trademark blend of humor and irreverence. Because honestly, who needs a meticulously crafted description when we've got twice the excitement to share? 

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In this episode, we dive into our concerns about raising children in America and our desire for fundamental change in the country's infrastructure. We discuss the challenges we face as a car-centric society and how it affects our daily lives. We also share our thoughts on wanting to move to the EU in search of a better quality of life and more progressive infrastructure policies. Join us as we explore the issues at hand and what we can do to make a positive change for the future. 

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Man, Damon Albarn has seen some shit (by shit we mean heroin)

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Except for the desert genocide. And the temple genocide. Yikes.

Or wait maybe he was just horny for Padmé. Can you blame him? Come on can you blame him look at this

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holy shit no won listens to dis ting maan hear me now

WHITE CHILDREN

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Dook n' pizz pents with confidence in a Walgreens pharmacy with  δepends™

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He got that dog put in him, literally

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No but seriously, it's not real. But like he's fucking LIMPING away from this altercation. Figuratively, of course

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