The Great Greta Thunberg hoax. Inability to function in a modern economy is a far bigger threat to happy and successful living for today's 16 year-olds than is the hoax of global warming. When today's 16 year-olds are 21, 27, and 35, their problems will be finding and keeping a job, paying exorbitant taxes, and affording decent housing, not being swept away by rising ocean levels. Yet, government obsesses over climate change—Why? Let me explain why promoting climate change hysteria helps elected representatives, appointees and bureaucrats advance their own life and career goals. Let me explain why foolish farm animals (people formerly known as enlightened citizens) eagerly adopt global warming hysteria as their paramount cause. Oak trees, rhododendrons & tarantulas, in fact all organisms, seek to stay alive, thrive, and grow. This is also true for organizations like businesses and, yes, government. Understand why government, its offices, agencies, and institutions all oppose marriage, Judeo-Christian religion, and your financial independence. Why does America need nearly one million social workers? Who are mostly their clients? The "rich" shouldn't have better health care than the "poor", right? Sounds basically good and decent, doesn't it? Well, is it really? And, anyway, let's go ahead and define "rich" & "poor". And how about better transport and housing for the rich? Undemocratic? But wait! They already have that. Why Baltimore is suing BP.