A follow up episode to Rubs, Tugs, and Escorts as the boys are joined by Abigail - the host of the Manic Pixie Weirdo podcast and former sex worker. She details her introduction into stripping and transition into escorting while listing off some of the WEIRDEST requests she has had along the way. She also dives into her boundaries, her recommendations for anyone looking to get into the sex industry or anyone wanting to hire an escort, as well as a few complimentary stories along the way. 

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As summer winds down, what better way to reminisce over past adventures than highlighting some of the best stories from our hosts' time at the Calgary Stampede. A yearly tradition, of drunken debauchery enveloping the entire city. Included in these stories are a mobile blowjob, the remaking of The Grudge, a dirt nap in a hotel lobby, and a further explanation as to why one of the hosts' is easy pickings at the end of the night! 

WE ARE BACK. After a long hiatus and some much needed time in the sun, the boys have returned with an all new episode featuring plenty of great tales! Campfire stories, exactly as they seem, are all about telling whore-ror stories of sex past. Tales such as: Accidental Anal, Death by Strap On, Warming Gel gone wrong, The Quiet Fucker, and My Dog Pissed the Bed headline a STACKED return to the podcast world. Also featuring two hitch hikers and recorded completely in-person, creating the fireside like atmosphere. Remember, if you like the episode - please share!

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The boys return after a week long hiatus to discuss all things sex toys with recurring guest Kelli. They start off with a story from each about a time they found themselves involved with various accessories. Then, Luke and Kelli take part in another game of Fucked or Fiction - Sex Toy addition. Finally, the three take a deeper dive into some of the specific and more popular toys, before sharing a few more stories. 

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Quick question - is the Vale-dick-torian a real sex postion? How about, the Tom Cruise? You'll have to tune in to this week's fun filled episode as the boys were joined by Eric and Niki to discuss all things sex positions. Niki explains which positions feel the best for her, while the boys describe their favourite discoveries whilst playing Twister - without the actual game. One host flexes in the mirror while fucking, as the other finds himself in upwards battle for sexual domination.There are a plenty of tips, tricks, and transitions to try out. Plus some deep talk about birth control and sexual comfortability.

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It was inevitable. At some point, someone was bound to ask the question - what's your number? This week the boys bring on special guest El Stache to discuss their kill count and what they feel comfortable sharing with a partner. When it comes to a higher number, does it become a matter of quantity over quality? El Stache shares his greatest hookup story, as well as his worst. He's been around long enough to even share his perspective into the evolution of the bush. Tales of Vegas bring back memories, and an escalator blowjob leaves one of the fellas in awe. Plus, a message from our guest on respect, honesty, and integrity when it comes to dating.

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We've given you the lesbian perspective, now it's time for another perspective. The boys are joined this week by Demitri, to discuss his #hookuphorrorstories. From popping his cherry (literally), to being robbed not once, but twice, from a Gogo dancer. Get an inside look at how dating differs, or remains the same in the gay community. Plus a grade 6 science class volcano project worthy eruption... of poop. Catch it all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother!

Intro song - Hit Em With Da Bass Drumma by Mikey Geiger

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Ever wonder how someone gets their start into the sex industry? This week the boys are joined by Heidi - host of the Retired from Sex podcast - as she discusses her experience in the industry. Starting from rub & tugs, and eventually leading into escorting. We find out that men are cheap, unhygienic, and in need of a good punishing. What's the biggest dick she has seen? Plus, a man's request to have his penis stomped on... repeatedly. All that and more on the latest episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother!  

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Losing your virginity - a tale as old as time. At some point, every one of us will lose their virginity, unless you're a nun, or a monk, or just really bad at dating. On this week's episode, the boys detail the time that they lost their virginity. Who had the better experience? I guess that's for you to decide. 

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This week the boys are joined by author and dating aficionado Lori Hardacker to discuss her new book - Dating What The F*ck? Lori discusses the flaws of modern day online dating, while revealing her favourite dating platform. Shitty date stories are shared, including the time that she became a "poop-chauffeur". Plus they dive into her top 3 dating tips, before asking the question - why do people suck at dating. Make sure to listen to the end, as one final story is shared from a time one of our hosts ended up in church on a first date!

Intro - Mantra by Eazy

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