Lois is always hot, To the Kitequarters! Hawkman is throwing Shade, a teeny-weeny Sinestro, me am not Bizarro Black Hammer, a spaceship becomes a drive-thru, a heavenly food court, when two planets break up, and DC turns a racial molehill into a mountain.

Luthor has an offer you CAN refuse, Superman’s Pal gets his own title, Bane cleans up Gotham, Naomi, Zan, and Jayna wrap up their initial runs, Supermobile Away! Young Justice travels the Multiverse, Black Hammer swaps locales with the Justice League, we need not fear the banana, and Ahoy's Second Coming.

Let’s all take our seats—it’s Crisis 302: We’re being Invaded! Sorry, no WOTCOEW.

Superman’s girl friend—sorry wife—returns, Dial S for Sockamagee, Last call for Silencer, the Super Sons, and the Female Furies, the World’s Strangest Heroes are back, balancing Black Hammer’s scales, and What, Me Publish?

Clark’s origin redux, Detectives assemble!, checking in on Multiversity, holding the world hostage, Shadow’s travails, RIP Vertigo, and September listings.

Wally’s Crisis comes to a conclusion, Dr. Manhattan tugs on Superman’s cape, Leviathan is still Rising, as is the Year of Too Many Events, Dial V for Villain, Naomi’s origin wraps up, Young Justice assembles, MST wraps up a comic run while Angel starts his, and Whither Vertigo part 73--plus WOTCOEW.

Let’s all take our seats—it’s Crisis 301: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s—The More You Know. Sorry, no WOTCOEW.

Another Free Comic Book Day has come and gone, Whedon is represented, Manning has Hope, Zoom and Ink get their debuts, Barry’s tale is retold, Zan and Jayna go dating, Bendis pulls together the Young Justice threads, DC goes event crazy, and a Black Hammer hat trick--plus WOTCOEW.

The Bat and the Cat revisited, the Murderest Man Alive, the Ur-Crisis, Naomi’s history keeps getting revealed, Lois and Clark: Agents of SPYRAL, A two-shot from the Buffyverse, the Enterprise goes into season five, and the Eisner nominations are in--plus WOTCOEW.

Let’s all take our seats—it’s Crisis 300: A Legendary Crisis.