We're on the road to Dark Crisis, there's a new Two-Face, a very bad staff meeting, meet Bow-Tie guy, Pearl returns for more Yazuka fun, there's trouble outside Bubble City, and we check out the Reference Library.

Let’s all take our seats—it’s Crisis 311: The Day of Judgment.

Fables makes a triumphant return, Bruce gets arrested, Naomi heads home, Sisters in the River, Lucy gets her family back, hopscotching time with GILT, and two icons leave the stage.

Nothing matters in Flashpoint, HEROZ4U no more, it's a hot time in Gorilla City, the dead elephant in the room, and remembering when it was Doomsday for the comic industry.

Can't we get Beyond Flashpoint? Blue & Gold are in the Black, there's a One-Star arsonist, Astro City's up for another run, Witches and time travel, Black Hammer in the real world, and vote Death in 2024.

Blue and Blue and Gold, back to the Hammer farm, Chandelier unplugged, the Rogues go even darker, Human Target 101, and Guy is shattered (shadooby).

I am legally obligated to note that references to "arson" are a joke, Darkseid's new army, Bruce takes command of the LSH, Naomi makes a long-awaited return, Agent Carter is defrosted, and Longbox Roulette takes us back to Byrne's Smallville.

What is a hero's surge rate? Tweaking time, the world's largest baloney sandwich, an origin for the Human Target, deus ex machina gas, Hammers and dopplegangers, and setting up the Geigerverse.

Let’s all take our seats—it’s Crisis 309: Genesis (not the band).