Over the past year, we’ve been meeting monsters. Now… it’s time to rank ‘em.

We’ve collected the data, synthesized insights, and conducted hours of analysis. By that, we of course mean we ranked all the monsters we’ve met since *last* Halloween.

If you’re more of a visual person, it’s kinda like we took our three individual lists, put them through the shunting process from Society, and created one bigger, mutated, bloodier super list.

So, expect a lot of surprised reactions, a few jump scares, and the likely possibility of bloodshed. This is a horror movie podcast after all.

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In this episode of How I Met Your Monster, we continue our Masked Up triple feature with Mike Flanagan’s 2016 horror thriller Hush, starring Kate Siegel. As horror fans, we couldn’t resist sinking our teeth into this tension-packed thriller, where silence plays just as big a role as the masked killer. But don’t worry, we’re here to lighten the mood with plenty of roasts and off-the-wall humor.

We chat about Flanagan’s knack for creating gripping horror, especially with Siegel’s powerful performance as Maddie, a deaf and mute writer trapped in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse. Between admiring the film’s eerie atmosphere and roasting each other (and Maddie’s cooking), we had a blast breaking down why Hush has become a modern horror favorite.

If you’re a fan of horror podcasts that mix scares with laughs, this episode is one you don’t want to miss! Follow us for more terrifyingly funny takes on your favorite horror films.

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Kicking off our MASKED UP triple feature, we’re seeking bloody revenge on creative exploitation and musical sanitation as we look to the neon theater rafters to meet the tragic antihero in Brian De Palma’s PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE, starring William Finley, Paul Williams, Jessica Harper, Gerrit Graham, and George Memmoli.

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Wrapping up our DOG DAYS OF SUMMER triple feature, we’re strolling through the foggy woods of a nondescript European village with Chris Cooney from DEAD NOISE to meet the creature formerly known as Larry Talbot in George Waggner’s THE WOLF MAN, starring Lon Chaney Jr., Claude Rains, Evelyn Ankers, Maria Ouspenskaya, and Bela Lugosi.

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Continuing our DOG DAYS OF SUMMER triple feature, we’re ignoring the warnings to stick to the road and keep off the moors — all so we can meet a naked balloon thief-turned-werewolf in John Landis’ AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, starring David Naughton, Griffin Dunne, Jenny Agutter, John Woodvine, David Schofield, Lila Kaye, and Brian Glover.

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Kicking off our DOG DAYS OF SUMMER triple feature is Stephen King’s SILVER BULLET. This 1985 werewolf coming-of-age tale, based on “Cycle of the Werewolf”,  was directed by Daniel Attias and stars Corey Haim and Gary Busey.

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Wrapping up our BUGGING OUT triple feature, we’re putting our telepathic bug detective murder-solving superpowers to good use as we meet a malformed, maladjusted serial murderer in Dario Argento’s PHENOMENA, starring Jennifer Connelly, Donald Pleasance, Daria Nicoldi, Dalila Di Lazzaro, Federica Mastroianni, and Patrick Bauchau.

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Continuing our BUGGING OUT triple feature, we’re getting lost inside an abandoned Lower East Side subway tunnel to meet giant, genetically-engineered cockroaches in Guillermo Del Toro’s MIMIC, starring Mira Sorvino, Jeremy Northam, Charles S. Dutton, Giancarlo Giannini, Josh Brolin, Alix Koromzay, Alexander Goodwin, and F. Murray Abraham.

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Celebrating SHARK WEEK the best way we know how - with genetically-enhanced super sharks in DEEP BLUE SEA. Joining us to chat about killer sharks with massive frontal lobes is Mark J. Parker, host of the RELEASE DATE REWIND podcast! Is Deep Blue Sea the best shark movie? How does it stack up against Jaws? Does Samuel L. Jackson reprise his role as Zeus from Die Hard With a Vengeance? Find out in this BONUS EPISODE!

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Kicking off our BUGGING OUT triple feature, we’re going on a wilderness retreat into blood-sucking, bug-boiling bedlam as we meet a horde of giant, hallucinogenic ticks in Tony Randel’s TICKS, starring Seth Green, Alfonso Ribeiro, Virginya Keehne, Clint Howard, Peter Scolari, and Rosalind Allen.

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