Ryan explores how it could of gone if his friend Ellen tracked him down in London after a successful prison break. Sounds like a lot, but we haven't even gotten to the magic candy brick powers.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he entered the Westminster Dog Show. Let's all hope that nobody notices he's a human.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become an Animorph. Also in this episode, a deep exploration of the joys and sights of your local junkyard.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become Disney's Tarzan. Very gory episode, and a lot of gorilla butt talk honestly.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a Whaler in the 1800s. What will Ryan find with the tip of his harpoon? Adventure? Whale blubber? Perhaps even, love?

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been a contestant on America's Next Top Model. Can Ryan handle these cutthroat models, like Cheryl?

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a clown. Warning, he does a clown voice. Loudly.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a mountain man. But instead Kevin called in. Derailing, chaotic, and with reference to tragic real world events, this is a Kevin Episode through and through.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had participated in a race around the world against Superman. Despite that description, this one is primarily about butts, and graphically so.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a ventriloquist. It goes great for a while.