Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a famous DJ. Just because he doesn't like music doesn't mean he can't be a great music producer!!

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a Bioengineer. Basically you don't want to listen to this episode unless you're a fan of Laboratory Abominations.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was a 1,000 year old vampire. Several callers join this episode with varying amounts of passion and insight.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he found out that he was secretly a prince. Have you seen The Princess Dairy? It's pretty much that.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a cryptozoologist. He is able to take on any of the these mythical beasts, but can he tame the monster inside?

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had found a genie's lamp. Hopefully none of these wishes have ironic twists 😉

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he built a time machine. Are there going to be paradoxes? You bet your ass there will be paradoxes.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become an air conditioner repair man. It's hard to overstate how cold these AC units are going to be when Ryan's done with them.

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had built a robot. We also discuss our favorite swear words, so this one isn't for kids. None of these are for kids.

Ryan explores how it could have been if he had a dragons egg. Strap in, because he is DISTRACTIBLE.