Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been an evil genie. The wishes may be terrible, but you get a lot of them!

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was in Halo Multiplayer. And god, it's just the most frustrating thing.

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he worked at an evil doll factory. And yeah, a lot of the dolls are clown themed.

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had plagued a pharaoh. Really stubborn guy this pharaoh, I would have given up at like one or two Plagues.

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if the source of his power was in his hair. Think Heracles, but hair based!

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he created the world in seven days. Hopefully this won't take too long, he's wanting to take Sunday off.

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was the snake in the garden of Eden. As part of the highly requested "Bible Week" Ryan will do his best to keep blasphemy at the minimum amount necessary.

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was a no good trouble maker. You know, playing pranks, crying wolf, that whole thing. But don't worry, there's no wolf in this episode!

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Ryan explores how it could have give if he had been a snake milker. But you're asking, snakes don't have udders do they? Well, life finds a way.

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Ryan explores how it could have gone if his entire body learned how to think, independent of his brain. You wouldn't expect that premise to be gruesome, but it gets pretty gruesome!

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