How It Obviously Ends

Our guest Dave helps us predict the end of this musical drama about a young girl dealing with split-personality syndrome. 

Does she finally go all the way with the boy? Our guest sure has lots of theories about her carnal adventures…

Directed by: Peter Chelsom | Starring: Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso, Moisés Arias, Lucas Till | Distributed by: Walt Disney Studios | Running time: 102 min | Box Office: $155.5 million

Our guest Rebecca helps us predict the ending of this epic “Alien vs. Predator” showdown – who’s your money on?

We finally get our first girl-guest on the show, much to the chagrin of our misogynist-accusing haters. We follow the clash of these two huge franchises, as Ridley Scott’s classic Alien takes on Predator (popularized by Arnold Schwarzenegger.) On this episode we confront unfortunate accusations of cheating, and pass along a warning from iTunes.

Directed by: Paul W. S. Anderson | Starring: Sanaa Lathan, Lance Henriksen, Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremner, Colin Salmon | Running time: 101 min | Box office: 172.5 million

Our guest Ed helps us watch this barrage of male-nipples.

How will we process this wild stripper movie? One of our more serious tasks is tackling nudity: we each try to guess how many penises will appear. How many penises do you think there will be? (Bonus guess for boobs)

We watch ½ of Magic Mike & predict how it ends.

Directed by: Steven Soderbergh | Starring: Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Cody Horn, Matt Bomer, Olivia Munn, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey | Running Time: 110 min | Box Office: $167.2 million

Our guest Aaron helps us predict the second half of Sex and the City.

Despite not seeing much of the preceding TV show, we dare to take on this feisty movie! How do 3 boys fare at making sense of the girls’ (Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones)  adventures – and will any of them end up with the famous Mr. Big…?

We watch half of Sex and the City and try to predict the ending.

Directed by: Michael Patrick King | Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, Jennifer Hudson, Candice Bergen | Based on the book by: Candace Bushnell | Running Time: 145 min | Box Office: $415.2 million

Our guest Sam hates horror movies… but somehow through a series of miscommunications we ended up forcing him to watch the followup to the 2009 Human Centipede (First Sequence.) If you’ve never heard of this horror franchise, it might be for the best. Suffice to say it’s gore-porn at its worst… (best?) A demented man goes on a copycat-rampage and tries to recreate the surgical experiment portrayed in the original film. 

We watch half of he Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), with guest Sam, and try to predict the ending.

Warning: Potentially disturbing content is discussed.

Directed by: Tom Six | Starring: Ashlynn Yennie, Laurence R. Harvey |Distributed by: IFC Midnight | Running Time: 88 min | Box office: $142,000

Our guest Aitor helps us predict the second half of The Fate of the Furious. We bravely decided to start our predictions with the 8th instalment to this franchise, despite not having seen any of the preceding (Fast and the Furious) movies. If this entire franchise were fused in to one, it’d be the equivalent of us walking in on the final scene, after spending 2 hours in the toilet due to bad Mexican food, and trying to make sense of the movie.

We watch half of The Fate of The Furious & try to predict the ending.

Directed by: F. Gary Gray | Starring: Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Scott Eastwood, Nathalie Emmanuel, Elsa Pataky, Kurt Russell, Charlize Theron | Distributed by: Universal Pictures | Running time: 136 min |