In honour of Hannah's last episode before she goes off to birth a child, "the idiots" answer a whole bunch of weird and wonderful anonymous listener questions. Strap yourself in and get ready for a ride through the biggest idiots of all time, a twist on an old classic and the sexiest animals.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

Who's been p*ssing on your chips lately? Alongside some excellent (and rage-inducing) listener submissions, Hannah shares the unsolicited pregnancy "advice" she's received, Sarah loses an entire month and Frankie doesn't still play with Barbies because she's not a baby, okay?

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

What are YOU looking forward to this year? In an effort to be more positive and uplifting, Hannah discusses fruit sizes, Sarah stabs things with needles and Frankie is insanely overdressed.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

Happy new year? As the world continues to burn and the UK enters lockdown 45, Hannah shares her tips for a balanced diet, Sarah embraces her destiny as a vegan preacher and Frankie lives in search of hope.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

IT'S (nearly) CHRISTMAAAASSSS and we're here to bring some festive ranty cheer! Hannah laments a lack of lactose, Sarah peaked too early after a bucks fizz breakfast and Frankie is ready for rookie school with the best present ever.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Are you ready to bubble/openly decide on your favourite family members for the Christmas season? As we move out of another lockdown, Hannah embraces life as a temporary retiree, Sarah shares her cake-based disappointment and Frankie returns to the womb.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

Has Christmas come to your house early this year, or are you waiting for December? As the world looks to the festive season in desperate search of joy, Hannah shares some very exciting news, Sarah spreads her Christmas joy all over town and Frankie can't stop talking about death for a change.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

How are YOU surviving Lockdown 2.0? As well as sharing listener tips and idiot encounters, Hannah gets Hygge, Sarah partially embraces the festive season and Frankie finally gets justice for her special shoes.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

Halloween is finally upon is, and Frankie has some spooooky listener stories to share. Turn off all the lights, get comfty and listen as Hannah gets increasingly terrified, Sarah tries to ruin all of the fun and Frankie makes some interesting noises.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry

How would YOU describe a Percy Pig? In this bitter-sweet episode, Hannah shares her middle class supermarket woes, Sarah laments the rise of online idiots and Frankie's Baywatch obsession takes a surprising retro turn.

WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears.

Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at [email protected].

Outro music by Saul Sherry