Hi guys. First of all, wow. What even happened?! This is a long one, and it kinda got away from us. If you want advice, it's probably not here (some is though). If however, you wanted to hear three idiots talk about the mysterious Sound of Berlin, conspiracies, raptors, podcast editing techniques, mournful dog ghosts, and regret, then give this a listen! It's longer than usual, so brace yourselves!

Also, at least one of us was under the influence of recently legalized drugs in this one.

See you next time with a real episode hopefully.

Greetings, fellow netizens! xX420Dong_Slayer69Xx here, telling you all about how to select a username that really represents you. Listen to this one and your enemies will cower in fear, and your friends will envy you till the day you die: killed by a person named "I_am_a_small_child".

In this one, get ready to get wet and wild at Willy Wonka's Battle Royale Amusement Park (tm)! Ellie really wanted to title this one "Ellie's Big Dumb Stupid Rage Diary", but we didn't let her.

Trigger warning: we mention throwing up in this one, so if that makes you uncomfortable, skip ahead!

College and University can be a scary place, but don't worry, we've got your back. In this episode, come along as the Older Brothers do their best to prepare Ellie for the journey ahead of her, and she shares her advice on how to fit school in with your packed schedule of anointment appointments: it's easy if you just remember the F.A.C.T.S.!

In this episode we tackle the big one: dating. Specifically, why and how to go about it, and wow, we really nailed this one. You can take this advice straight to the pond.

In this special episode, we bring on a guest expert to try to temporarily replace our dear beloved sister. Give it a listen if you'd like, and another full episode is coming up soon (very)!

How to give the perfect gift... just in time for Mother's Day! In this episode, we teach you ways to ensure that your gifts are appreciated, or even NEEDED by your giftee. But remember: giving the perfect gift is as much about the giver as it is about The Mother.

In this inaugural episode of How To Anything, we come up with ways for you to win your 10 year high school reunion. Just remember, if you die in your high school reunion, you die in real life.