This week I read a book on how to be an Alpha and I have over 20 practical tips on how to be a thick cunt.

Also I am recording a SECRET, LIVE comedy special on Saturday Jan 31st in the Workmans of all my favourite jokes that I won’t be telling again. Tickets are just 8 quid, check it out here.

If you can’t don’t worry you can hear all my brand new stuff when I’m on tour from next month. Tickets for those gigs right here.

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