How to Die Alone

By Stephen Henry, David Wayne, Matt Williams

A podcast for the broken person inside all of us. If you've ever wondered how to find delight in oblivion, wonder no more.... more

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How many episodes does How to Die Alone have?

The podcast currently has 188 episodes available.

How to Die Alone episodes:

November 18, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 156 - LatinX-Games
This week, we're talking about the LatinX-Games! Get your longboard and your cranberry juice and go full TikTok superstar with us.
Also on this episode:
-David learns about plaque psoriasis in Matt learns what Jeep stands for
-Stephen devises a new concept for an Italian coffeehouse
-Matt beats David in a rousing game of darts
-David hates the smell of the ham plants in Virginia
-An Oregon man sets some U-Hauls on fire when he throws a firework at his ex
-Ducks decide where to get the best bread and lay the duck D down
-Strippers start to deliver food to make extra money in the era of COVID-19
-We discuss how Godfather's PIzza should be considered a crime against humanity, why the Wawa Gobbler is one of the greatest inventions, and bizarre mandatory restaurant greetings
-Matt visits his burrito in the intensive care unit and finds out a Taco Bell cashier is feeling more than terrific.
-David knows a little too much about "Stand and Deliver" and "Kingpin"
-And some women really get into it at a show Stephen is on, but a marriage falls apart at a show David is on.
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1h 1min
November 11, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 155 - Mukbang Bus
Get on the Mukbang Bus with us!

On this episode:
-Stephen isn't a Florida cracker, but a Maryland claw cracker
-David and Matt bond over the award winning masterpiece cinema of "Varsity Blues"
-We watch a TikTok furniture repair video that gets a little spicy
-David introduces a US citizen/third world country exchange program
-A Texas boy wins a mullet championship where he competes against freedom flappers, modern mullets, and Tennessee top hats
-Stephen is a proud Italian, or at least he used to be
-Arnold Schwarzenegger lectures beta soy boys on how they don't properly enjoy their stogies like he does
-Nikocado Avocado horrifies us with his McDonald's Mukbang video where he eats over $100 of McTrash
-and Rudy Giuliani organizes a grassroots campaign initiative at a landscaping business in Pennsylvania that he mistook for a Four Seasons Hotel.
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1h 10min
November 04, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 154 - The Gentlemen's C-Word
We're talking about the Gentlemen's C-Word. Which C-word? The answer may shock you!

On this episode:
Matt Williams drops some Johnny Cash history on us
Matt looks like Heat Miser from "A Year without Santa Claus"
Amanda the intern learns about biker culture
Amanda gets a COVID scare and has to keep her throat coated to avoid catching the corona
David Wayne is hopelessly addicted to lozenges and a recreational drop user
Amanda pitches her interview show where she talks tennis on the streets
Stephen educates us on the only way to play the Soviet anthem
David and Matt reminisce fondly over President Obama sinking a 3 in a viral video
Amanda teaches us about the "Glizzy Gripper" and David is tired of young folx slang
A man in Davie, Florida goes full contact with an adult leopard and gets an earful
We remember Sean Connery getting slappy
and David doesn't know the difference between Foreigner and the Police.
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1h 17min
October 28, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 153 - Fresh Queen of Bad Air
Are dinosaurs even real? The Fresh Queen of Bad Air doesn't think so! They're just a conspiracy from Big Science. On this week's episode of "How to Die Alone":

-Stephen shows off some door handles designed to prevent suicide
-We learn about a snack foood where you're supposed to just eat the whole dang bag
-Shark Tank goes will for dog toilet paper, Pooch Paper!
-We watch a YouTube video about how dinosaurs never existed, but dragons did
-Dr. Phil ain't your daddy, and he says so on TikTok
-David pitches his new product - Slap in a Box!
-We reimagine the Big Mouth Billy Bass with a nu metal soundtrack
-David was haunted by his Teddy Ruxpin
-Matty wants us to guess how many ceiling fans are in his parents house
-and David answers every question anyone's ever had about "Over the Top" with Sylvester Stallone
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1h 13min
October 21, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 152 - Log and Order Special Lumber Unit
On this week's episode:
-David just wants to tell his story and winds up exhausted
-Amanda introduces us to the Florida boot
-We celebrate the marriage of airboats and snow
-David educates us on Florida's historic logging industry
-Stephen watches a true crime series where cameramen follow people committing crimes in real-time
-Matt Williams helps someone move, someone who isn't Amanda or Stephen
-Matt Carter calls in from the mean streets of Uber Eats
-Matt Carter and Stephen Henry do a show where they compete with some playoff sports
-The GPS doesn't know where Matt Williams lives
-Stephen finds a used car dealership where the vehicles have great gas mileage
-Matt Carter gets into a disagreement over graphic design
-Matt Carter and David reminisce about being into tuning their Civics
-We invent the first masculine hygiene product and discuss amazing inventions by women
-We review the hot new board game Ms. Monopoly
-Amanda goes all the way off on retractable leashes
-Amanda learns Matt Williams about "cuffing season"
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1h 10min
October 14, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 151 - Bundt Cake Baguettes
On this week's episode of How to Die Alone - Episode 151 - Bundt Cake Baguettes:
-We thank our YouTube audience for helping us get our own URL at 100 subscriptions
-David tries to wrap his head around sub sandwich rings
-Amanda gets out of the basement only to be sent to a resort
-Matt Carter prefers drinking while on shrooms
-Stephen presents everything you never thought you'd need to know about tanukis
-Amanda discovers a new way to store racoons
-We get horrified by the Mario for Atari commercial
-We clap back at the defenders of the Proud Boys in our comments
-We discuss why Milo Yiannopolous didn't get to go to CPAC
-Matt Williams pirates a cherished Lee Greenwood anthem
-The Matts meet a real life millionaire
-We analyze the Kickstarter for the "Really Karen?" board game
-David goes off on vegetarians
-We review the anti-racist reporting system Yelp implemented
-David eats dinner at a segregated restaurant in Indiana
-and Amanda and Matt Carter come out against designer dogs
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59min
October 07, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 150 - Sandal Lickers
On this week's episode, we're talking about sandal lickers!
Also:
Matt Williams fights his way through medical school with his emotional support keg
Fraternities don't make pizza at all Stephen learns why Jimmy Johns is charging him an extra quarter
We have maximum rage over the minimum wage
We discuss the Trump poster that supports ALL troops
Matt Williams learns a thing or three about personal fitness from old gym rats
Stephen explains how old men are able to speak
We imagine megachurch pastors like Joel Osteen and the dingus from "The 700 Club" getting even more holy
An Irish court determines Subway bread isn't bread
Spain declares a food fight with Jamie Oliver
Stephen pitches "Encino Man 2" and David pitches his supper into boiling water
Bad Bunny and KFC both have some sold out Crocs
Matt Carter learns how to spell flibbertigibbets
Matt Williams's old neighbors get some brand new yard barges
And we lament the loss of the video tape rewinder profession.
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1h 16min
September 30, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 149 - Bowling Alley Shrimp
On this week's episode of the "How to Die Alone Podcast":
-Matt Williams gets day drunk on Vizzy Hard Seltzers for his birthday.
-Matt Carter works a show at an event center in Port Richey.
-Stephen does a comedy show and notices a mysterious substance on his car.
-Matt Williams and Amanda the intern go to a bowling alley, Matt dines on the shrimp, and the bartender refuses to mix them drinks.
-David does a commercial for Everest University because he ain't doing nothing!
-We fondly remember the "love tester" machine at bowling alleys and bars.
-Matty tortures us all with 90s techno. -David reads us an entry from his LiveJournal from 2004.
-A local restaurant patron weighs in on getting shorted on meat at a Pollo Tropical.
-Amanda shows off a TikTok about a microwave and fruit snacks.
-and Machine Gun Kelly says Pete Davidson hooking up with Ariana Grande should give all us other completely average guys hope!
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1h 9min
September 23, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 148 - COVID Bird Box
This week, we're talking with one of the funniest comedians in the midwest, Mike Baldwin!

On this episode:
-Matt Carter rocks a captain's hat
-Emmys presenters in Hazmat suits
-Amanda's germophobe friend is ready for the virus
-Mike Baldwin was tricked by "Tiger King"
-Carter explains how COVID can't get us if we can't see it
-We reminisce about how effective non-smoking sections were
-Matt Williams breaks down the science of the cilantro gene
-Matt Williams and Mike Baldwin talk about getting to work with AGT darling, Ryan Niemiller
-Mike Baldwin explains how it feels to do Zoom comedy
-Mike Baldwin is too lazy for a dog, and Amanda the intern's dog makes a mess of a wall
-And, most importantly, Mike Baldwin's apparently immune to illness
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1h 7min
September 16, 2020 How to Die Alone - Episode 147 - Jedis WIll Not Replace Us!
On this week's episode:
-The Matts go to Disney World (not together)
-Matty meets some characters while socially distanced
-Matt Carter meets space Nazis while freaking out
-Matty, Carter, and Stephen watched "Class Action Park"
-Carter gets pulled over while go karting
-Stephen finds a house with a tasteful mural on it.
-We discover the majesty of the "Flippity Fish"
-A group of QAnon people have killer merch at a show Stephen did
-Stephen's mail-in ballot gives him an identity crisis
-And a British teacher's husband gets shamed in court proceedings.
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1h 10min

FAQs about How to Die Alone:

How many episodes does How to Die Alone have?

The podcast currently has 188 episodes available.