Matt Williams is back! FOR ONE EPISODE ONLY!

Stephen is amazed how quickly you can print up memorial shirts, Stephen and Matt Carter do comedy at a TGIFridays knockoff, Louis CK follows his second passion, Matt explains what it means to be a good host, and we're all tired of memes on stage. I mean, Karen wants to speak to the manager and that white guy named Kyle loves Monster energy and punching walls! IT'S SOOOOOO ZANY! 

Davey reminisces about pranking punks at the mechanic shop, Matt Carter busts chops in the kitchen, Stephen sees an old white guy with cornrows, the guys learn what it means to get pigeon holed, Matt hates magicians as much as David loves "Dear God", Gasparilla packs out the hospital, and Hannibal Lecter buys the farm.

David hates cooters, Matt Williams calls in to defend Apu being forcibly retired, David gets stereotyped like usual, Stephen feels bad for people who are devoted to radio, Matt Carter performs clean for the Lord, and Stephen teaches us all about how the good book has some wild stuff in it and how Calvinists don't just love plush tigers.

Davey compares the finer points of Coheed and Cambria and Rush, Matt Carter blisses out on vomiting, Matt and Stephen are miserable, old men, Matt can't stand the weed culture, Ruby Tuesday has had it too good for too long, and Ricky Gervais upsets people by upsetting other people but those other people aren't really upset because, really, he's just parroting what everyone else says anyway, right?

We have a very special guest this week, rising force in Tampa comedy, Farzin Moradi.

We're talking about the imminent war in Iran, Matt explains how a joke is shockingly just a joke, David thinks middle eastern and Indian people love brass instruments, Matt isn't allowed to pay for anything in the Philippines, and Farzin's dad is the victim of a hate crime. 

On this week's installment of the How to Die Alone saga, we talk about how no one likes warm beer, Matt takes a stand against Guinness rubbed ribs, we explain how TripAdvisor misses the important details, Stephen drafts his fantasy economist team, and Matt talks about his days as a Dune character.

In this week's episode, we answer the age old questions "Do the people who like Star Wars really like Star Wars?", "Why was Cosby so concerned with saggy pants?", "Is Anthony Bourdain basically Jesus for his charitable work in educating Americans?", "How many kids did Indiana Jones trick into getting into fridges?", and, of course, "Why don't dating apps have rating systems?"

We've got our new third wheel - dang ol' Matt Carter! We talk about how Matt threw his back out, how Davey wants to be a theremin virtuoso, Leonard Nimoy's amazing thick picture book, audiences feudin' and fightin', and David has a serious beef with the lizard people. But only David. Matt and Stephen are staunchly pro lizard people.

It's Matt Williams's going away party, our 2 year anniversary, and a damn good reason to OD on syrup slathered carb patties!

We're joined by Tampa News Force's John Jacobs and Clark Brooks, Tonight on Full House writer Luke McDermott, personal trainer Crunch Cardwell, and Something Planet's Jerod Walker.