This week we’re telling you all about how White America is Under Attack By The Gays and also about what it’s like to just um, not buy groceries I guess?

This week’s main episode is up (FREE) on our patreon because it’s a gosh darn bummer, so if you’re in the mood for THAT, go give it a listen!

Wow lucky you it’s a free ticket to a “live” podcast recording! We’re finishing up our tier list for the Hadley & Bennett NFL collab aprons on this most sacred B week

This week, we are both catching up on how getting our circadian rhythms under control is going (and checking in with The Sleep Prescription), and also are very very tired. Thanks for being here!!

Welcome to the first annual edition of B week! this week we're fucking around and reviewing the officially licensed NFL aprons from Hedley & Bennett aka the ampersand aprons that all the social media chefs wear.

We’ve unlocked the secret to happiness this week and it might just be eating and sleeping? Dunno we’ve never actually tried that shit it sounds like it’s for nerds.

But fr the sleep prescription check in and excitement for week two of restaurant dropout.

It’s finally here the content you’ve been waiting patiently for, the beach brawl episode! Also listen to the end for our update on The Sleep Prescription by Dr. Aric Prather and Penelope’s New Bullshit Corner: the Restaurant Dropout Substack by Zoe Barrie Soderstrom.

This one’s for the hardcore sickos who want to know the mundane details of our road trip to Myrtle Beach, SC. Check out part two for the real wild content you normally come here for.

This week Penelope recommits to the sleep cult as we discuss The Sleep Prescription by Dr. Aric Prather, and we discuss what the heck Martha would’ve been up to, as well as the afterlife and why whatever you’re scared of is probably not even that bad anyway.

This week we’re finishing up our review of The Mindful Child, plus talking a big furniture rearrangement, doghouse jail, and a special guest appearance from The Eldest.