How's This Good 4 Anybody? (HTG4A)

(Recorded 9/20/21) We humbly apologize for all the references that are literally 3 months old. All of us lost our maps to the Internet, and we didn't leave any breadcrumbs. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all of you!

We may not have been around for two weeks, but we are sooooo professional that we forgot the video this week. But, either way, get ready for another round of Tim Brooks. We never want to hear you say "I want it that way" mostly because we are just physically incapable.

the 'rona can't keep us down

We are as sweet as candy, but without all those calories. And, Joe Alamia has applied to have his last name be the brand of the next alternative sweetener. We have a lot of irons in the proverbial fire. And, if you can't take the heat, get out of the gorilla suit.

We'd like to thank our parents, wives, children, siblings, and former roommates for putting up with us for as long as they have. They are the true heroes. Speaking of heroes, Aaron Ullman heard us whistling from across town and found us again just to harmonize. What a swell guy! He still doesn't know we were just trying to find the dog.

Like every episode, we screw something up. Today, it's our audio (sorry!). But, Jonathan Schroeder stomachs our unprofessionalism enough to hang out, so cheers to him. RIP Harambe.

Delivered fresh from your door and walls and other wooded areas every day. Give it up for Adam Ruff in his triumphant return! The theme of this season is delicious food if that wasn't already abundantly clear.

It's rotisserie, so you better like it. Please welcome Dave Mullen! Can you point me in the direction of a Boston Market?

Alright, fire up the BBQ! We are serving up charred hot takes for this 4th of July. And, Joe knows just the figurative potato salad to bring to the picnic. He scares us all with the fleeting possibility of glaucoma, but gives us the Steve/Joe friendship origin story, deals with our fragile childhood school stories, brings us how he got into improv (a racecar pulled up, and the guy said, "Hey, you're funny. You're the funniest guy I've ever seen.") and teaches us some of it at the same time, listens carefully while we figure out which plastic surgery we're gonna order, chimes in on Rich's latest conspiracies: Mt. Weather underground bunker and the declassified UFO sightings and the possibilities of aliens, and shares his topic: most popular posts of Reddit, before finally shouting out his podcast "Fair Deal: an Improvised Mediation." Well, we have a lot of questions. Like, first of all: how dare you?

Andrew is back! Call the cops! Well, maybe I'm overreacting. After all, he gives us a great retrospective on HTG4A season 1, deals with Tommy's concoction of microwaved ham yolk, watches Steve's reaction to chickens on steroids, reminisces about Rich's wild ride during his first time camping, brings an update on his newborn and her work ethic, indulges in our best scenes of movies like car chase, fight scene, and spine tinglers, and finally lets us guess future movie synopses based on their titles. If you don't know why you're here, we can tell you: it's for the free parking.