Humans Holler At News

This week Laura and Jane join us again, Optimist Prime destroys my roof, and someone wants you to put truck nuts in your butt!

Jane's Redbubble Page: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Janeiac


Stoned Monkey Radio: https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet


Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/


Laura's Website: https://laurakbuzz.com/


Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/


Jane's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManiacJaneiac


Laura's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/this-man-was-deported-out-of-dubai-for-being-too-sexy (bonus THIRST)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4QAxF1ht3K/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/universal-basic-income-scotland-week-cash-payment-life-nicola-sturgeon-first-minister-snp-a7934131.html

https://secretldn.com/dachshund-sprains-tail-due-to-excessive-wagging/

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/03/25/corgi-falling-asleep-playing-dragon-fruit-gives-owners-right-scare-12453839/amp/

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/quilty-shelter-cat-houston_uk_5dcae4b2e4b01a8d3ea89bd7?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news&ncid=other_homepage_tiwdkz83gze&utm_campaign=mw_entry_recirc&guccounter=1

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2234294163295497&id=100001448060871&set=a.153980291326905&refid=52&__tn__=EH-R

This week we stare in awe as someone dies horribly! And I don't mean when the giant sexy snake eats somebody.

Eon's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Beyond The Trailer Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg

Stories Used:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655

https://kotaku.com/twitch-streamer-suspended-after-accidentally-firing-rea-1842135267

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/memorial-to-leroy-brown

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/pig-monument

https://apnews.com/4303ebf9c77286c7add9a0c866bf849e

https://apnews.com/3e160c0431070e478097c698d51c6af0

This week OH MY GOD Y'ALL WE GOT LAURA KATE DALE AND JANE AERITH MAGNET AND I CAN NOT I AM JUST OH MY GOD I LOVE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

Jane's Redbubble Page: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Janeiac

Stoned Monkey Radio: https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Laura's Website: https://laurakbuzz.com/

Eon's World: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Jane's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManiacJaneiac

Laura's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz

Stories Used:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-smokes-marijuana-front-judge-advocating-legalization/story?id=68591815

https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315?s=19 (Possible author: https://twitter.com/susanlilly)

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/suicide-hotline-volunteer-has-been-working-with-man-who-saved-her/

https://operationearth.ca/2020/01/18/the-beginning-of-a-new-industry-to-suck-co2-from-the-atmosphere/

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tees-51093623?intlink_from_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Ftopics%2Fcx2pk70323et%2Fuplifting-stories&link_location=live-reporting-story

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/furry-bystanders-saw-man-assaulting-woman-leaped-stop-it-n1120346?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/crows-give-homemade-art-to-man-who-helped-them/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/philippine-residents-turn-volcanic-ash-into-bricks/

On this week's episode Concourse A is closed forever! Also Steve Shives and Lauren Morgan arrest my ass.


Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ 

Dice Funk: https://feed.podbean.com/austinyorski/feed.xml

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Steve's Things: 

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Stories Used:

https://kotaku.com/man-hijacks-airport-monitor-to-play-ps4-game-1841052152

https://gizmodo.com/you-can-now-forget-your-existential-dread-with-pokemon-1841065252

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/19/us/cat-crochet-ears-adoption-trnd/index.html

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-tree-that-owns-itself-eufaula-alabama

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/jim-bakker-warns-that-gods-judgment-will-soon-fall-on-several-cities/

https://5newsonline.com/2020/01/19/white-only-signs-for-sale-at-antiques-store-spark-confrontation/

https://www.dezeen.com/2019/11/15/marinatex-lucy-hughes-james-dyson-award-design/

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1219194812290732034

This week we get not one but TWO dice funk hosts (one current one former) to join us and hilarity, and horny, ensues!

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Dice Funk: https://feed.podbean.com/austinyorski/feed.xml

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Johnny's Twitter:https://twitter.com/Scatterbrains

Bethany's Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeltaStarfire

Larry's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LarryYellingNB

Stories Used: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/netflix-sex-horny-tweet_n_5dea95d6e4b00149f7400992

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/lake-jackson-ecopassage

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/vernon-florida

https://kotaku.com/cats-is-getting-patched-like-a-video-game-1840595607

https://www.montecookgames.com/consent-in-gaming/

https://qz.com/1776975/elon-musks-las-vegas-tunnel-wont-fix-congestion/

https://globalnews.ca/news/6309296/andrew-scheer-office-expenses/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dwp44p/oh_deer/ (TW: Deer Sex)

Music Used: Undertale "Your Last Dream OC Remix" by TGH at https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03422

Hey y'all! Larry Yellingenby here! This week Steve joins us to help free Hong Kong! Revolution of our time! Also Blizzard Entertainment is a bootlicking bag of snakes.

Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Steve's Things:



https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Stories Used:



https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2019/10/12/tarrant-county-sheriffs-son-arrested-on-indecent-exposure-charge/

https://wcyb.com/news/offbeat/deer-breaks-into-home-refuses-to-leave-bathtub

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/power-plant-turns-waste-into-energy-and-doubles-as-a-ski-slope/

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/10/16/jeremy-corbyn-pronouns-lgbt-equality-pinknews-awards-eastenders/

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/10/att-charged-customers-for-a-corporate-tax-that-it-doesnt-have-to-pay/

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/probation-lifted-for-fairplay-fire-company/article_6ac4c352-acce-5c96-95b9-5e9c6d6e849c.html

My producer needs y'all's help! She only has 3 days left to hit this fundraiser target and get her car back! Donate if you can, share if you can't.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-wedding-and-travel-for-skepticon?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

Bethany is awesome! It's been over a year since she was first on the show and I invited Callie and Devyn to talk about how amazing she is!

Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Queersplaining:

https://www.patreon.com/queersplaining/overview

Stories Used:



https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-police-investigate-assault-with-a-banana/article_2f9e57ac-ebd9-5e8d-bd85-126f85add519.html

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/we-can-keep-plastics-out-of-oceans-by-ditching-delicate-washing-cycle/

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/10/01/elizabeth-warren-march-pride-rainbow-feather-boa-las-vegas/

https://www.queerty.com/man-sues-apple-claims-iphone-made-gay-20191002

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/three-edinburgh-libraries-to-trial-dog-friendly-days-1-5014657

My producer needs y'all's help! She only has 3 days left to hit this fundraiser target and get her car back! Donate if you can, share if you can't.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-wedding-and-travel-for-skepticon?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

This week we had Callie Wright, podcast extraordinaire and host of Queersplaining, come on to yell about bull semen!

Queersplaining: https://www.patreon.com/queersplaining/overview

Stories Used:



https://gizmodo.com/mass-explosion-of-bull-semen-after-fire-at-genetics-lab-1838179305

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mountain-lion-cat-cookie_n_5d816a1be4b0849d471fd97d

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/denmark-raises-millions-with-worlds-first-telethon/

https://jalopnik.com/the-russians-know-why-there-was-a-hole-in-a-soyuz-space-1838375668

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bearded-dragon-school-backpack_n_5d77ca56e4b0fde50c2e0335?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaHVmZnBvc3QuY29tL3NlY3Rpb24vd2VpcmQtbmV3cw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAH6Yq10QcybSZRVXtkVbMv_KBM9j0wGU4wy1RfOTBdGh_I5lot40ukz7spHgCo4JxtrqbnTr0ahNQ4hsQHwUAnO_4xceKicMbqFG3JRX6CH7tHfkAxdlhv_riN8jyspOrzkezrHVdVcTtla9bNO7jBj6tO4JQvKFieSpUcYCK4mf

This week hims penis broke!

Lauren's Twitter (Buy her titty pics! They're rawrgilicious!): https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-accident/jail-for-accidental-shooting-184963

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vomitig-vultures-flordia-home_n_5d571a0fe4b0eb875f23bc62

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/raccoon-florida-high-school-vending-machine_n_5d55c12be4b056fafd090013

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seagull-eats-whole-apple-pie_n_5d4d1509e4b0066eb70f81dd

http://www.auburn-reporter.com/news/crow-with-fries-official-lands-at-is-resting-spot/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-scotland-trip-brexit-second-referendum-independence-lord-ashcroft-a9039516.html

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/08/19/netflix-orders-he-man-anime-series-masters-of-the-universe-revelation-from-kevin-smith

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/possum-monument

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/brownie-the-town-dog-grave

This one's a very Queer And Pleasant episode with a lot of positive news!

Jane's Awesome Things:

https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio

https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

https://stonedmonkeyradio.blog/

Stories Used:

https://gizmodo.com/sony-s-wearable-air-conditioner-should-be-ready-for-nex-1836691714

https://kotaku.com/twitch-streamer-paladinamber-does-not-have-time-for-you-1836708509

https://www.positive.news/society/japanese-charity-turns-empty-homes-into-housing-for-single-mothers/

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/this-%e2%80%9cdating%e2%80%9d-website-will-help-you-find-the-perfect-dog/ar-AAEPAUt

https://time.com/5634675/trump-turning-point-russia-golf/

https://www.indy100.com/article/boris-johnson-eton-college-boys-students-holiday-michael-crick-9020571