This week we get not one but TWO dice funk hosts (one current one former) to join us and hilarity, and horny, ensues!

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Dice Funk: https://feed.podbean.com/austinyorski/feed.xml

Lauren's Twitter: https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Johnny's Twitter:https://twitter.com/Scatterbrains

Bethany's Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeltaStarfire

Larry's Twitter: https://twitter.com/LarryYellingNB

Stories Used: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/netflix-sex-horny-tweet_n_5dea95d6e4b00149f7400992

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/lake-jackson-ecopassage

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/vernon-florida

https://kotaku.com/cats-is-getting-patched-like-a-video-game-1840595607

https://www.montecookgames.com/consent-in-gaming/

https://qz.com/1776975/elon-musks-las-vegas-tunnel-wont-fix-congestion/

https://globalnews.ca/news/6309296/andrew-scheer-office-expenses/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dwp44p/oh_deer/ (TW: Deer Sex)

Music Used: Undertale "Your Last Dream OC Remix" by TGH at https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03422

Hey y'all! Larry Yellingenby here! This week Steve joins us to help free Hong Kong! Revolution of our time! Also Blizzard Entertainment is a bootlicking bag of snakes.

Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Steve's Things:



https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Stories Used:



https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2019/10/12/tarrant-county-sheriffs-son-arrested-on-indecent-exposure-charge/

https://wcyb.com/news/offbeat/deer-breaks-into-home-refuses-to-leave-bathtub

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/power-plant-turns-waste-into-energy-and-doubles-as-a-ski-slope/

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/10/16/jeremy-corbyn-pronouns-lgbt-equality-pinknews-awards-eastenders/

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/10/att-charged-customers-for-a-corporate-tax-that-it-doesnt-have-to-pay/

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/probation-lifted-for-fairplay-fire-company/article_6ac4c352-acce-5c96-95b9-5e9c6d6e849c.html

My producer needs y'all's help! She only has 3 days left to hit this fundraiser target and get her car back! Donate if you can, share if you can't.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-wedding-and-travel-for-skepticon?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

Bethany is awesome! It's been over a year since she was first on the show and I invited Callie and Devyn to talk about how amazing she is!

Bethany's Comic:

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Queersplaining:

https://www.patreon.com/queersplaining/overview

Stories Used:



https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-police-investigate-assault-with-a-banana/article_2f9e57ac-ebd9-5e8d-bd85-126f85add519.html

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/we-can-keep-plastics-out-of-oceans-by-ditching-delicate-washing-cycle/

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/10/01/elizabeth-warren-march-pride-rainbow-feather-boa-las-vegas/

https://www.queerty.com/man-sues-apple-claims-iphone-made-gay-20191002

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/three-edinburgh-libraries-to-trial-dog-friendly-days-1-5014657

My producer needs y'all's help! She only has 3 days left to hit this fundraiser target and get her car back! Donate if you can, share if you can't.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-wedding-and-travel-for-skepticon?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

This week we had Callie Wright, podcast extraordinaire and host of Queersplaining, come on to yell about bull semen!

Queersplaining: https://www.patreon.com/queersplaining/overview

Stories Used:



https://gizmodo.com/mass-explosion-of-bull-semen-after-fire-at-genetics-lab-1838179305

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mountain-lion-cat-cookie_n_5d816a1be4b0849d471fd97d

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/denmark-raises-millions-with-worlds-first-telethon/

https://jalopnik.com/the-russians-know-why-there-was-a-hole-in-a-soyuz-space-1838375668

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bearded-dragon-school-backpack_n_5d77ca56e4b0fde50c2e0335?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaHVmZnBvc3QuY29tL3NlY3Rpb24vd2VpcmQtbmV3cw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAH6Yq10QcybSZRVXtkVbMv_KBM9j0wGU4wy1RfOTBdGh_I5lot40ukz7spHgCo4JxtrqbnTr0ahNQ4hsQHwUAnO_4xceKicMbqFG3JRX6CH7tHfkAxdlhv_riN8jyspOrzkezrHVdVcTtla9bNO7jBj6tO4JQvKFieSpUcYCK4mf

This week hims penis broke!

Lauren's Twitter (Buy her titty pics! They're rawrgilicious!): https://twitter.com/rawrglicious

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-accident/jail-for-accidental-shooting-184963

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vomitig-vultures-flordia-home_n_5d571a0fe4b0eb875f23bc62

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/raccoon-florida-high-school-vending-machine_n_5d55c12be4b056fafd090013

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seagull-eats-whole-apple-pie_n_5d4d1509e4b0066eb70f81dd

http://www.auburn-reporter.com/news/crow-with-fries-official-lands-at-is-resting-spot/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-scotland-trip-brexit-second-referendum-independence-lord-ashcroft-a9039516.html

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/08/19/netflix-orders-he-man-anime-series-masters-of-the-universe-revelation-from-kevin-smith

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/possum-monument

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/brownie-the-town-dog-grave

This one's a very Queer And Pleasant episode with a lot of positive news!

Jane's Awesome Things:

https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio

https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

https://stonedmonkeyradio.blog/

Stories Used:

https://gizmodo.com/sony-s-wearable-air-conditioner-should-be-ready-for-nex-1836691714

https://kotaku.com/twitch-streamer-paladinamber-does-not-have-time-for-you-1836708509

https://www.positive.news/society/japanese-charity-turns-empty-homes-into-housing-for-single-mothers/

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/this-%e2%80%9cdating%e2%80%9d-website-will-help-you-find-the-perfect-dog/ar-AAEPAUt

https://time.com/5634675/trump-turning-point-russia-golf/

https://www.indy100.com/article/boris-johnson-eton-college-boys-students-holiday-michael-crick-9020571

I FUCKING LOVE BETHANY TURNER (and y'all should too!)

Stories Used:

https://myfox8.com/2019/07/08/south-carolina-woman-charged-after-allegedly-throwing-a-snake-at-a-woman-and-stealing-her-car/


https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/07/06/a-white-supremacist-set-himself-on-fire-while-trying-to-burn-down-a-synagogue/

This week we have some very dark gay marriages, naked moped riders, and geese!


Stephanie's Blog:

https://the-orbit.net/almostdiamonds/2019/07/01/mock-the-movie-stylish-possession-edition/

Stories Used:

https://kotaku.com/dark-souls-3-gets-a-gay-marriage-mod-1835888755?utm_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow

https://www.thelocal.de/20190626/photo-of-the-day-naked-rider-stopped-by-police-as-temperatures-soar-in-germany

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/snake-python-escape-cambridge-lovell-road-police-a8981071.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1561902450

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/green-bay-radio-station-edits-lizzo-song-so-it-doesnt-mention-the-vikings

http://www.citypages.com/news/a-family-of-geese-created-a-traffic-jam-in-suburban-minneapolis-this-morning/511780281

This week Bethany and I went on Steve's channel for another round of making atheism great again with Comrade Nautica! Also Marissa is a god damn master of impersonations! Give it a listen!

Steve's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD4qMoFPUEzSn4CurFLJkIQ

Comrade Nautica's YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT9o454OE0OzVH4yOSOAhVg

Humans Holler at News (Hosted by Larry and Bethany): https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/larry-yellingman/man-yells-at-news

Marissa Alexa Lennex-Mccool's podcast The Cis are Getting Out of Hand: https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-cis-are-getting-out-of-hand

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Hey y'all! If you want to help a comrade out why not send some cash to their PayPal? Charley is a wonderful friend of mine and a grade A JoJo shitposter.

https://www.paypal.me/Erosella?locale.x=en_US

Callie's Podcast: http://www.queersplaining.com/

Marissa's Spreaker Page: https://www.spreaker.com/user/marissaalexamccool

This week my producer asserts her dominance, Callie joins us to holler about awesome cartoons, and everyone gets the warm fuzzies over adorable animals!


Stories Used:

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/06/11/fake-license-plate-unlicensed-driver-dui-warrant/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seagull-photobomb-london-traffic-cam_n_5cc9bac6e4b0d123954d2387

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/boston-subway-squirrel_n_5cc8b11ce4b0913d078a23e3

https://gritpost.com/armed-neo-nazis-crash-detroit-pride-police-escorting/

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/06/11/jon-stewart-congress-reauthorizing-9-11-victim-compensation-fund-first-responders-sot-vpx.cnn

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/womans-unconventional-housewarming-present-is-leaving-people-very-puzzled/ar-AACM50F

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vita-coco-pee-jug-social-media_n_5cdc773be4b09d94af54cd5b