Humans Holler At News

On this vintage episode we have SO MANY HORRIBLE ACCENTS.

The Ginger Snaps:
https://www.patreon.com/Thegingersnaps

Stories Used:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-mega-church-founder-threatens-newspaper-20190402-svl7rzkggnedhaq5fxzega2oge-story.html

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-priest-harry-potter-magic-book-burning-poland-20190401-gbexwysbnfeidmh7u7kxtsl74e-story.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sex-man-wife-judge-court-protection-learning-difficulties-a8849211.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/04/uk/house-of-commons-water-leak-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/10/702063209/man-inadvertently-proves-that-hipsters-look-alike-by-mistaking-photo-as-himself

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ghost/meth-ghost-cleared-285430

https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/jeremy-clarkson-jokes-hes-had-transgender-operation-on-the-grand-tour/#gs.4e9qlx

Hello everyone and welcome to the relaunch of our podcast! Same format but now we have an amazing new co-host! I hope y'all enjoy Bethany as much as I do but that's going to be very hard because I frakking love her!

Bethany's Comic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:


https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dog-interview-mic-stanley_n_5c954131e4b01ebeef0f1dff

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/peta-milk-ad-why_n_5c9e7333e4b0474c08ce8b7d

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/27/Giant-alligator-shocks-golfers-at-Georgia-course/7031553713707/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x86Lq2cEb4Q

https://www.washingtonpost.com/gdpr-consent/?destination=%2Fpolitics%2F2019%2F03%2F27%2Fgop-lawmaker-prays-jesus-forgiveness-before-states-first-muslim-woman-swears%2F%3Futm_term%3D.d417e2297fd8&utm_term=.ab0ac3936293

https://www.indy100.com/article/krishnan-guru-murthy-channel-4-brexiteer-mp-most-brutal-introduction-conservative-mp-ben-bradley-8841616?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1553684449

https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/alex-jones-blames-conspiracy-claims-on-psychosis

This week Ami Withani from the Secular Soup podcast joins Bethany and I as we go spelunking in the dark underbelly of the human mind! Nah we just yell at some silly people doing silly things.

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Secular Soup: https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/overview

Stories Used (or referenced):

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italy-vaccination-chickenpox-anti-vax-massimiliano-fedriga-salvini-a8829926.html
https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/national/man-throws-shoe-with-revolver-inside-cockroach-shoots-self-foot-police-say/R0BIwabKYcM2qqgXAF1DoM/
https://www.novinite.com/articles/195855/Bulgarian+Police+Goes+Viral+after+Accidentally+Pepper+Spray+Themselves+Instead+of+Protesters
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47652071
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228227534.html
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/be-kind-please-rewind-oregon-blockbuster-is-last-on-earth_n_5c8fb7c9e4b071a25a84f9f5
https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/hospital-staff-finds-crystal-meth-stuck-to-patients-buttocks-15895/
https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/city-settles-men-arrested-nypd-cops-confused-jolly-ranchers-crystal-meth-article-1.1927186

Hey y'all! My good friend Bridget needs a bit of help again! Check out her fundraiser and chip in if you can! She will greatly appreciate any help you can provide. And if you can't give any money then share it around! https://www.facebook.com/donate/2099837016764639/

On this week's episode Bethany joins the Yellingman family and Steve Shives yells about fentanyl with us!
Bethany's Pages:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
https://www.deviantart.com/deltastarfire
https://twitter.com/DeltaStarfire

Steve's Things:
https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos
http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating
http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log
Stories Used:
https://www.wdrb.com/news/indiana-man-without-handgun-license-accidentally-shoots-self-in-genitals/article_a8e7a436-427b-11e9-9b88-4735c3c85e18.html
http://www.fox4news.com/trending/man-shoots-himself-in-penis
http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2019/03/12/strange-man-lures-unsuspecting-fallout-76-players-into-deadly-labyrinth
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/12/saudi-plane-turns-around-mother-forgets-baby-airport
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-47540092
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/6-indicted-in-maryland-bust-of-fentanyl-enough-to-kill-1m/2019/03/07/b1182206-40f6-11e9-85ad-779ef05fd9d8_story.html?utm_term=.c805239b32cd

This week Bethany, Morgan, and I are sent into despair because white people will call the cops on literally anyone and anything for any reason.

Stories Used:
https://nypost.com/2019/02/20/man-tattoos-wrong-rover-in-honor-of-nasas-opportunity-rover/?utm_source=reddit.com

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lightsaber-dueling-now-official-sport-france/

https://www.wlky.com/article/naked-man-arrested-at-planet-fitness/22522710

https://globalnews.ca/news/4961300/home-depot-bomb-threat-poop-warning/?utm_medium=Facebook&utm_source=GlobalBC

https://apnews.com/3bb9b88196a84b20bea674a5bac6ca0e?utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c703a30e4b06cf6bb256dd6

Bethany's Comic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Morgan's Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg/videos

This week me and Alex go to a gaming convention and Steve and Amy join us for another round of masochism!

Stories Used:

https://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story/news/local/2019/01/31/dating-app-hook-up-pennfield-township-arrest-police-chase/2733745002/

https://www.wspa.com/amp/news/man-asks-deputies-to-jump-st
art-stolen-car-gets-arrested/1745281737

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-46750119

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/chicago-is-so-ridiculously-cold-that-the-railroad-tracks-need-to-be-on-fire-to-keep-the-trains-moving/ar-BBSVFbJ#page=2

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/tri_state/pennsylvania/joy-el-hires-assistant-director-of-bible-adventure-program/article_cb3cf465-3383-5770-9a01-c392284d9807.html

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/01/29/japanese-same-sex-couples-chiba/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Buffer&utm_campaign=PN

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2019/02/astronomers-accidentally-discover-a-hidden-galaxy-right-next-door/


Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Amy's Podcast:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-ginger-snaps

Hey everyone! This week we've got a special holiday edition! Join Ez, Bethany, Stephanie, and I as we scar ourselves for life! Nowhere near as much as some of the people in our stories though. Those poor orifices. D:

Stephanie's Things:

https://the-orbit.net/almostdiamonds/

http://www.am950radio.com/events/atheists-talk/

Ez's podcast:

https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-outer-voices-podcast

Bethany's Comic (Down for maintenance as of this posting):

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:


https://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/burglar-sacramento-marina-houseboat-hot-tub-13485189.php

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3147/This-Undersea-Robot-Is-Restoring-Damaged-Sections-Of-The-Great-Barrier-Reef

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/canadian-woman-collects-christmas-cards-to-place-on-homeless-peoples-pillows/

https://gizmodo.com/the-amazon-alexa-eavesdropping-nightmare-came-true-1831231490

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1831046610

http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/from-the-makers-of-the-piecaken-its-the-pielogen/503268681

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-46637822intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/cz4pr2gdgvgt/inspiring-stories&link_location=live-reporting-story

This week on Man Yells At News you can hear the exact moment my mind shatters into a myriad of brain juice and skull chunks! Bethany and Deanna are also here and god are they hilarious!

Deanna's Podcast: http://livingafterfaith.com/

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Stories Used:

http://worthybae.com/dennis-dickey-gender-reveal-fire/

https://www.nj.com/bergen/2018/12/awkwardly-named-serial-masturbator-lands-in-hospital-after-alleged-toilet-brush-incident-at-doctors-office.html#incart_river_index

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/naked-driver-crashes-into-apartment-building-witnesses-say

https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/10/23/ted-nugent-totally-triggered-by-not-being-inducted-to-the-rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/chocolate-street-spill-germany-sweets-factory-dreimeister-westoennen-a8679031.html

This week Marissa, Steve, and I nearly die of laughter! This might be one of my best recordings yet y'all!


Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Marissa's Things:

https://www.gofundme.com/3z5hf2

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/overview

https://www.patreon.com/IncitingIncidentPodcast/overview

http://rismccool.com/writing/

Stories Used:

1. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/19/polar-bear-anal-sex-christmas-display/

2. https://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/46245993

3. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/james-mason-whitley-bay-tyneside-15442297

4. https://thehill.com/latino/418277-trans-woman-was-beaten-in-ice-custody-before-she-died-report?fbclid=IwAR1zE0lPxAIqF7MvzwWblma69hoAOZQwF9x6KWscQGYo_GvPHwUaimgwZn4

5. https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-man-accused-of-burglary-left-id-in-victim-s/article_b48e3420-c1c6-11e8-8106-5b2420734ab9.html

6. https://thehill.com/latino/418277-trans-woman-was-beaten-in-ice-custody-before-she-died-report?fbclid=IwAR1zE0lPxAIqF7MvzwWblma69hoAOZQwF9x6KWscQGYo_GvPHwUaimgwZn4

This week I bring out the highest number of offensive accents I've done in an episode! Ari, Steve, and Morgan try to stop me but it doesn't go so well.

Tris' Author Pages:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/tris-mamone

https://medium.com/@tmamone

Morgan's Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg

Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Ari's Podcasts:

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/overview

https://www.patreon.com/ReasonableRisk/posts

Stories Used:


https://www.theroot.com/a-white-woman-called-the-police-on-a-whale-a-whale-1829651896

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/10/11/trump-will-not-be-denied-his-fox-news-airtime/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e853491b3a02

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/him-too-twitter-navy-mom_us_5bbbf675e4b0876edaa10e9f?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067&__twitter_impression=true

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-man-stops-breathing-after-being-arrested-in-dog-defecation/article_c35df822-ccdf-11e8-b716-23418ef0bb01.html

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/houston-sex-doll-brothel-nope_us_5bb5472ee4b028e1fe3a5158