This week Bethany, Morgan, and I are sent into despair because white people will call the cops on literally anyone and anything for any reason.

Stories Used:
https://nypost.com/2019/02/20/man-tattoos-wrong-rover-in-honor-of-nasas-opportunity-rover/?utm_source=reddit.com

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lightsaber-dueling-now-official-sport-france/

https://www.wlky.com/article/naked-man-arrested-at-planet-fitness/22522710

https://globalnews.ca/news/4961300/home-depot-bomb-threat-poop-warning/?utm_medium=Facebook&utm_source=GlobalBC

https://apnews.com/3bb9b88196a84b20bea674a5bac6ca0e?utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c703a30e4b06cf6bb256dd6

Bethany's Comic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Morgan's Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg/videos

This week me and Alex go to a gaming convention and Steve and Amy join us for another round of masochism!

Stories Used:

https://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story/news/local/2019/01/31/dating-app-hook-up-pennfield-township-arrest-police-chase/2733745002/

https://www.wspa.com/amp/news/man-asks-deputies-to-jump-st
art-stolen-car-gets-arrested/1745281737

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-46750119

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/chicago-is-so-ridiculously-cold-that-the-railroad-tracks-need-to-be-on-fire-to-keep-the-trains-moving/ar-BBSVFbJ#page=2

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/tri_state/pennsylvania/joy-el-hires-assistant-director-of-bible-adventure-program/article_cb3cf465-3383-5770-9a01-c392284d9807.html

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/01/29/japanese-same-sex-couples-chiba/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Buffer&utm_campaign=PN

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2019/02/astronomers-accidentally-discover-a-hidden-galaxy-right-next-door/


Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Amy's Podcast:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-ginger-snaps

Hey everyone! This week we've got a special holiday edition! Join Ez, Bethany, Stephanie, and I as we scar ourselves for life! Nowhere near as much as some of the people in our stories though. Those poor orifices. D:

Stephanie's Things:

https://the-orbit.net/almostdiamonds/

http://www.am950radio.com/events/atheists-talk/

Ez's podcast:

https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-outer-voices-podcast

Bethany's Comic (Down for maintenance as of this posting):

http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:


https://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/burglar-sacramento-marina-houseboat-hot-tub-13485189.php

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3147/This-Undersea-Robot-Is-Restoring-Damaged-Sections-Of-The-Great-Barrier-Reef

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/canadian-woman-collects-christmas-cards-to-place-on-homeless-peoples-pillows/

https://gizmodo.com/the-amazon-alexa-eavesdropping-nightmare-came-true-1831231490

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1831046610

http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/from-the-makers-of-the-piecaken-its-the-pielogen/503268681

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-46637822intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/cz4pr2gdgvgt/inspiring-stories&link_location=live-reporting-story

This week on Man Yells At News you can hear the exact moment my mind shatters into a myriad of brain juice and skull chunks! Bethany and Deanna are also here and god are they hilarious!

Deanna's Podcast: http://livingafterfaith.com/

Bethany's Comic: http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Stories Used:

http://worthybae.com/dennis-dickey-gender-reveal-fire/

https://www.nj.com/bergen/2018/12/awkwardly-named-serial-masturbator-lands-in-hospital-after-alleged-toilet-brush-incident-at-doctors-office.html#incart_river_index

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/naked-driver-crashes-into-apartment-building-witnesses-say

https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/10/23/ted-nugent-totally-triggered-by-not-being-inducted-to-the-rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/chocolate-street-spill-germany-sweets-factory-dreimeister-westoennen-a8679031.html

This week Marissa, Steve, and I nearly die of laughter! This might be one of my best recordings yet y'all!


Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Marissa's Things:

https://www.gofundme.com/3z5hf2

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/overview

https://www.patreon.com/IncitingIncidentPodcast/overview

http://rismccool.com/writing/

Stories Used:

1. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/19/polar-bear-anal-sex-christmas-display/

2. https://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/46245993

3. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/james-mason-whitley-bay-tyneside-15442297

4. https://thehill.com/latino/418277-trans-woman-was-beaten-in-ice-custody-before-she-died-report?fbclid=IwAR1zE0lPxAIqF7MvzwWblma69hoAOZQwF9x6KWscQGYo_GvPHwUaimgwZn4

5. https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-man-accused-of-burglary-left-id-in-victim-s/article_b48e3420-c1c6-11e8-8106-5b2420734ab9.html

6. https://thehill.com/latino/418277-trans-woman-was-beaten-in-ice-custody-before-she-died-report?fbclid=IwAR1zE0lPxAIqF7MvzwWblma69hoAOZQwF9x6KWscQGYo_GvPHwUaimgwZn4

This week I bring out the highest number of offensive accents I've done in an episode! Ari, Steve, and Morgan try to stop me but it doesn't go so well.

Tris' Author Pages:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/tris-mamone

https://medium.com/@tmamone

Morgan's Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe3665qM1r42N9LZArM31wg

Steve's Things:

https://www.youtube.com/user/stevelikes2curse/videos

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/late-seating

http://www.lemmelistenpodcasts.com/the-ensign-s-log

Ari's Podcasts:

https://www.patreon.com/qaf/overview

https://www.patreon.com/ReasonableRisk/posts

Stories Used:


https://www.theroot.com/a-white-woman-called-the-police-on-a-whale-a-whale-1829651896

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/10/11/trump-will-not-be-denied-his-fox-news-airtime/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e853491b3a02

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/him-too-twitter-navy-mom_us_5bbbf675e4b0876edaa10e9f?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067&__twitter_impression=true

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-man-stops-breathing-after-being-arrested-in-dog-defecation/article_c35df822-ccdf-11e8-b716-23418ef0bb01.html

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/houston-sex-doll-brothel-nope_us_5bb5472ee4b028e1fe3a5158

#WONTBEERASED
This week Noah Lugeons and the Amies join me to yell about the Trump admin trying to define trans people out of existence, Megyn Kelly wonders what's wrong with a bit of blackface, and Noah gives us the real story behind Steve Novella and Eli.

Secular Soup: https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup/posts

Scathing Atheist: https://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist/posts

God Awful Movies: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful/posts

The Skepticrat: https://www.patreon.com/skepticrat/posts

Citation Needed: https://www.patreon.com/citationpod/posts

Stories Used:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/trump-supporter-calls-911-black-lyft-driver-not-turning-radio-225018422.html

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/believe-it-or-not-man-enters-ripley-s-aquarium-strips-naked-and-jumps-into-shark-tank-1.4134201

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-administration-mulls-rollback-of-obama-era-transgender-protections-report-says?fbclid=IwAR1pmgXgMNoNQBUuefkZbc0Xop6XKZGxbAD0aLbdgj6bQ0OVnroUb9MmvLI

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/gillum-targeted-new-racist-robocall-florida-governor-race-n923406

https://rewire.news/article/2018/10/18/theres-now-an-online-option-for-self-managed-early-abortion-care-in-us/

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/yw97vj/megyn-kelly-wonders-whats-so-bad-about-blackface

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-accused-groping-woman-flight-trump-grab-women/story?id=58681265

https://www.gofundme.com/insulted-but-not-broken

This week I've got Bethany and Lex here to do more scottish twitter, florida peeps going nuts again, and funny third thing!
Bethany's Webcomic:
http://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/index.htm

Stories Used:


https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/146285-2/
https://ktul.com/news/local/police-man-threatens-to-blow-up-building-after-woman-wont-send-nude-pictures
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/
https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/melanie-arter/florida-man-pleads-guilty-recording-himself-having-sex-least-80-different
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/spider-giant-web-aitoliko-greece_us_5ba538dfe4b069d5f9d2a6f9
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/731500/NASA-Mars-Curiosity-Rover-blackout-mystery-glitch-conspiracy-frenzy-video
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/09/23/argument-over-bruno-mars-song-ends-man-pistol-whipping-his-friend/1406324002/

This week Stephanie, Valencia, and I yell about dead raccoons, a dolphin gets too friendly with anything and everything it can, and I do hilariously awful french AND scottish accents!
Stephanie's Networks:
The Orbit: https://the-orbit.net/

Secular Woman: http://www.secularwoman.org/

Incels, a video essay by Contrapoints (GO WATCH THIS Y'ALL CONTRAPOINTS IS AMAZING): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0

Toronto Raccoon Memorial: https://www.boredpanda.com/dead-raccoon-memorial-shrine-mourning-deadraccoonto-toronto/

MPR Raccoon Saga:
1) https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/06/12/st-paul-mpr-raccoon-may-climb-down-on-its-own-expert-said

2) https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/06/13/he-did-it-mprraccoon-reaches-roof

Stories Used:

https://www.newsweek.com/horny-dolphin-forces-closure-popular-beach-after-rubbing-people-1091384
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/
http://www.citypages.com/news/madison-lake-police-chief-angrily-rants-about-non-english-speakers-at-yellowstone/492962571
http://www.startribune.com/young-woman-s-death-heightens-concerns-about-medical-care-at-minneapolis-homeless-encampment/492962771/
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/09/13/no-kidding-inver-grove-heights-cops-finally-nab-americas-goat-wanted
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/406103-ceo-of-drug-company-calls-400-percent-price-increase-moral-requirement
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/security-guard-who-kicked-man-to-death-says-he-was-involuntarily-celibate

Hey everyone! Sorry for the late drop. College has me busy as fuck. On this episode Tris and PZ join me to yell about relationship goals, accents that will send any of my scottish listeners into a murderous rage, and I fuck up a story!

Tris's Podcasts:
https://www.spreaker.com/show/bi-any-means-podcast
https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-biskeptical-podcast
PZ's Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/pzamyers/videos
PZ's Blog:
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/
Stories Used:
https://5newsonline.com/2018/08/21/fayetteville-woman-posing-as-deputy-helps-boyfriend-escape-county-jail/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fox-news-summer-mistakes-apologies-1136325