Humans Holler At News

The Gob Squad strikes again!
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/nation-world/4-sentenced-prison-sell-bleach-miracle-cure-covid-dozens-diseases-disorders-federal-jonathan-grenon-jordan-mark-joseph-conspiring-defraud-distribute-unapproved-drug-contempt-court-mms-mineral-solution-fda-food-administration
https://nationalpost.com/news/man-arrested-after-faking-20-heart-attacks-to-avoid-paying-restaurant-bills
Rita
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/liquid-cooled-pc-with-real-human-blood-lined-up-as-diablo-iv-give-away


Morgan
https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/116000/Taylor-Swift-Eras-Tour-Armond-White-movie-review-Nazi-propaganda
https://www.rawstory.com/santos-threatens-to-quit/

New Cohost just dropped!
Our Patreon:
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Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
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Lauren's Onlyfans:
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Rita
https://www.livescience.com/animals/land-mammals/buddhist-ritual-saves-exotic-fish-from-slaughter-only-for-adventurous-tibetan-otters-to-feast-on-them-instead

Morgan
https://www.mlive.com/spartans/2023/10/michigan-state-apologizes-for-adolf-hitler-image-on-spartan-stadium-scoreboard.html?outputType=amp
https://apnews.com/article/speeding-ticket-georgia-million-176b93d2b2b6371fd50c81666e08e3e2
Lauren
https://kotaku.com/microsoft-bing-ai-image-art-kirby-mario-9-11-nintendo-1850899895
https://kotaku.com/xbox-360-chat-wall-street-fbi-insider-trading-goldman-1850887053

*Pained goblin noises*
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Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://bc.ctvnews.ca/gender-reveal-party-sparks-b-c-brushfire-1.6465659
https://kotaku.com/world-of-warcraft-wow-mmo-ai-fake-news-glorbo-reddit-1850663596
https://www.polygon.com/23808925/destiny-2-glorbo-ai-sites-secret-boss-running-joke (Because it happened again!)
Joanna
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2022-10-organoids-human-mini-organs-grown-lab.html
https://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/making-mini-brain-organoids-brainier
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/cambridge-quarterly-of-healthcare-ethics/article/ethical-issues-in-cerebral-organoid-research/F7B94103FFA7C73CA004F8C29FE32A6D
https://qz.com/1775717/the-ethics-of-lab-grown-minibrains
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/teen-finds-whale-skull-from-34-million-years-ago-while-fossil-hunting-in-alabama/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/oklahoma-zoo-forecasts-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-cute-after-rare-clouded-leopard-kitten-born/

Come for the porn sandwiches, stay for the kermit impression.
Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
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Lauren's Paypal:
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.techdirt.com/2023/08/17/sexy-sandwiches-pornhub-goes-after-kebab-shop-over-signs-logos
https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/08/fda-finally-nabs-alleged-quack-who-claimed-silver-vibrations-cure-covid/
Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/somalia-slow-runner-video-2bafeb6d93de898d9c3cb36070c285cc
https://www.yahoo.com/news/off-hook-us-mayor-goes-165705760.html
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stray-cat-finds-a-new-life-in-the-public-library-from-hitting-the-streets-to-hitting-the-books/

This week Mark Adams joins Morgan and I to talk about cat noses, punching a bear in the nose, and Lin Wood bringing the satanic panic back. Also there’s more stories.

Humanist Ceremonies:

https://humanist.org.uk/markadams/
Shipwrecked & Comatose:

https://pod.link/1514570118?s=09

ChuckyVision:

https://pod.link/1579168246?s=09

Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.cnet.com/science/space/heres-what-happens-when-you-ask-the-internet-to-name-a-uranus-mission/ (Old one but butts)

https://apnews.com/article/black-bear-woman-bitten-maine-1ad636d74a117e5db7297e44866a9499

Morgan
https://www.rawstory.com/lin-wood-2662244319/ (possible backup)
https://www.npr.org/2023/07/07/1186392324/solo-flight-18-hour-delay-american-airlines

Mark
https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/07/05/bristol-pride-bans-political-parties/
https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/cat-noses-are-marvels-that-may-inspire-better-scientific-instruments

Beffstreet's Back Alright!

Beff’s BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://apnews.com/article/poland-bus-hel-666-e4443f1b245b4486b9180849f1317fc1
Beff
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65982830
Lomo
Morgan

Joa joa-ins us again! Hilarity ensues!
Funding For Social Change
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Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://kotaku.com/chainsaw-man-dildo-man-porn-parody-mappa-anime-blu-ray-1850508367
https://www.tumblr.com/only-tiktoks/704682620792045568
Joa
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ecuadoran-woman-who-knocked-on-coffin-during-own-wake-dies-bella-montoya/
https://gamerant.com/steam-subreddit-protests-posts-api-changes/
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scuba-diver-forged-bond-with-wild-bass-turned-friend/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-see-extremely-rare-jellyfish-only-seen-once-before-watch/

Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/velociraptor-statue-heist-south-dakota-3ea3ece0092ab1f187bf66e920aff0e6
https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-skyscraper-climbing-british-27e5e133633521218539efbf8a71e861

This week Austin Yorski joins us and absolute chaos and goblinery ensues! The gobergy is off the charts!
Dice Funk:
https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts
Our Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/killer-whales-attacking-boats-damaging-spain-portugal-reason/
https://www.theedge.co.nz/home/whats-good/2023/05/the-great-barrier-reef-has-chlamydia-but-science-reckons-it-could-actually-be-a-good-thing.html
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/big-white-dogs-save-the-worlds-smallest-penguin-in-australia/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/adorable-photos-show-a-newborn-litter-of-critically-endangered-scottish-wildcat-kittens/
Morgan
https://apnews.com/article/hot-pocket-kentucky-louisville-shooting-c349b21fcf7f7cba69f8ec9fb121af2d
https://news.sky.com/story/book-returned-to-library-almost-100-years-late-12887744
Austin
Sony reveals new handheld to stream PS5 games: Project Q - Polygon
https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/24/23736271/ron-desantis-presidential-bid-twitter-spaces-elon-musk-announcement

Red Planet:
https://www.twitch.tv/redplanetlive
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Jane’s Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts
Lauren's Onlyfans:
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Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:
https://morganstringer.substack.com/
Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer

Conrad Zimmerman joins us to talk about a coronation penis!
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.cinemablend.com/television/king-charles-is-set-to-host-a-coronation-bash-so-naturally-someone-mowed-a-giant-penis-on-the-lawn
https://www.businessinsider.com/crime-sneakers-robbery-thieves-stole-all-right-foot-peru-2023-5
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-new-genera-of-butterflies-has-been-named-after-the-lord-of-the-rings-villain/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/platypuses-return-to-sydneys-royal-national-park-after-disappearing-for-decades/

Morgan
https://www.startribune.com/man-charged-with-stealing-wizard-of-oz-ruby-slippers-in-2005-from-judy-garland-museum/600275658/
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/stolen-truck-with-2-000-historic-organ-pipes-found-after-being-taken-from-memphis-church/article_8364abfe-f385-11ed-82ca-1fdfe8e8475f.html?taid=646497a05571eb0001870cc8
Conrad
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/supreme-court-shields-twitter-social-media-giants-liability/story?id=99426988

What do you call a group of three or more disaster queers? A podcast. :D <3
Joanna’s Twitter:
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Our Patreon Page:
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Jane’s Patreon Page:
https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Lauren's Onlyfans:
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Lauren's Paypal:
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Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/
Morgan’s Substack:

https://morganstringer.substack.com/

Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer
Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.macombdaily.com/2023/04/05/roomba-escapes-st-clair-shores-nail-salon/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/soda-car-bear-1.6812541
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-finds-dolls-cozied-up-in-back-of-his-mailbox-the-scene-changes-but-mystery-remains/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bald-eagle-finally-becomes-foster-dad-after-trying-to-incubate-a-rock-forr-weeks/
Joanna
https://twitter.com/KQEDnews/status/1643743208755826688