Humans Holler At News

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 

Stories Used
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7d
https://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4

Alice
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddar
https://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 


Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 
https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ 
https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 

Stories Used
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7d
https://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4

Alice
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddar
https://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 


Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 
https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ 
https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Jane
https://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k 
Lauren
https://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm 
https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/bytedance-intern-fired-for-planting-malicious-code-in-ai-models/ (Not covering in full but worth a passing mention)
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/germany-pizzeria-cocaine-menu-order-police-crime-4694106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOe8dVTXE8E

Joanna joins us again! We have fun here <3 
The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler 
Joanna’s Links: https://ko-fi.com/chickencooperative

 https://www.twitch.tv/chickencooperative 
 https://www.tiktok.com/@coopanimation 
Stories Used
Joanna
https://www.space.com/earth-mini-moon-asteroid-2024-pt5 
Lauren
https://www.kbtx.com/2024/09/21/seal-marking-her-50th-birthday-sancuatry-may-be-oldest-captivity/ 
https://www.wsls.com/news/weird-news/2024/09/21/lizard-on-track-halts-formula-1-practice-in-singapore/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4jsV3iOsGk (related to above)

Jane made us a new intro! I quite like it <3
The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/origami-paper-sensors-detect-diseases-like-covid-with-a-mobile-phone/
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/astronomers-discover-biggest-ever-seen-black-hole-jets-which-blast-hot-plasma-well-beyond-their-own-host-galaxy/ar-AA1qMO9j
Lauren
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/watch-pigs-escape-police-kelowna-1.7328904 
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-train-cancelled-after-squirrel-refuses-get-off-2024-09-18/

Honk

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/chinese-doctor-removes-patients-lung-tumor-using-robot-from-3000-miles-away/
https://thegoodnewshub.com/animals/abandoned-dog-hero-saves-38others/
Lauren
https://abc7.com/post/san-francisco-california-residents-complain-honking-waymo-driverless-cars/15185603/ 
https://www.newsweek.com/golden-retriever-regrets-helping-diy-1932601

Jane brings us a baby bird in a warm tortilla! And also a Lomo! 
Stories Used
Jane
https://7news.com.au/news/obituary-jack-karlson-man-behind-democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-viral-meme-has-died-c-15564341
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/baby-bird-rescued-in-texas-panhandle-wrapped-in-a-warm-tortilla-until-wildlife-experts-arrived/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tiny-frog-saunas-help-endangered-amphibians-fight-off-fungal-disease/
Lauren
https://www.syracuse.com/news/2024/08/man-charged-after-blowing-up-porta-potty-at-central-ny-beach-police-say.html 
https://local21news.com/news/local/an-unusual-prize-groundhog-found-amongst-stuffed-animals-in-pa-claw-machine-meadows-family-fun-mini-golf-in-duncansville-blair-county-pennsylvania-game-commission-pa 
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-back-to-back-gharial-crocodile-hatchlings-born-in-north-america/ 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-way-of-protecting-tomatoes-from-deadly-bacteria-lets-plants-sniff-out-danger-naturally/

Unions now, unions forever!
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/mmo/blizzards-world-of-warcraft-team-has-unionized/ 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/engineering-students-heed-call-for-a-chihuahua-in-need-tiny-helmets-for-niblet/
Lauren
https://abc7ny.com/post/flying-fish-damages-nj-couples-tesla-parked-atlantic/15086264/ 
https://kotaku.com/voice-actor-strike-sag-aftra-troy-baker-ai-cod-mw-3-1851604153

It's naked week for Lauren! 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2024/07/03/g-s1-7988/hiv-prevention-drug-clinical-trial
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/22-tennessee-state-parks-provide-all-terrain-wheelchairs-for-visitors-to-use/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0F1VbB3XeM&list=PLKTj6PrgxBv-nTmTv-v0pgzhbHDglgH62 

Lauren
https://mustsharenews.com/woman-strips-national-television/ 
https://x.com/mrjeffu/status/1806463678247830011 
https://sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/nudists-save-tourist-attack-castro/

Jane and Lauren talk about SANDVICH
The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler 

Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ 
Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks 

Stories Used
Lauren
SAMMICHES AGAIN
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1trBPQy3Azxw1_XoosinenixxKK-5sw7Z?usp=sharing 
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/lost-donkey-seen-living-with-elk-herd-5-years-later-living-his-best-life/