This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq e


Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Igg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.social
Igg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaid
Igg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaid
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512
https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Patrol-opossum-Bay-Bridge/5911741098824/ 
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/video-game-trolls-players-lesbian-183228988.html?guccounter=1

ADHDventures with Lauren and Jane
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/
https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255
https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/ 
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519hT7-ytY

Hee hee hee we got a Beff, a Steph and a Phee <3 :D 
Also it buttsmas
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Beff’s Webcomic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ 
Beff’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social
Beff’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire 
Phee’s Twitter: https://x.com/PhoenixToothill
Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.thejimquisition.com/ 
Stories Used
Phee
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2024/december/diamond-battery-media-release.html 
Steph
https://townflex.com/chicken-gets-her-own-hi-vis-jacket-to-help-cross-the-road/ (optional) 
Beff
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/robot-grasshopper-helps-restore-lost-seagrass-meadows-around-the-world/ 
Lauren
https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

Laura joins us. Gay ensues. <3
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Laura’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/googly-eyes-prank-takes-council-34321190 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stanford-scientists-transform-ubiquitous-skin-bacterium-into-a-topical-vaccine-against-tetanus/
Laura
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/revolutionary-infertility-treatment-uses-tiny-robots-to-clear-a-pathway-in-clogged-tubes/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/giant-puffball-mushroom-feeds-her-family-for-a-week/
Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/owl-christmas-tree_n_6766d9cde4b0248ed6ed3e93 
https://apnews.com/article/oldest-bird-lays-egg-wisdom-hawaii-5e7867ba9c8a51373d4d570f73fa7c2d

Alice liek furret
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/ 
https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8 
Alice
https://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66 
https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd 
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0
https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume-insurance-fraud-vehicles-california-791f330b81d0ef627caf1b00a6daf69f

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 

Stories Used
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7d
https://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4

Alice
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddar
https://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 


Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 
https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ 
https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 

Stories Used
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7d
https://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4

Alice
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddar
https://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 


Lauren
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 
https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ 
https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Jane
https://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k 
Lauren
https://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm 
https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/bytedance-intern-fired-for-planting-malicious-code-in-ai-models/ (Not covering in full but worth a passing mention)
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/germany-pizzeria-cocaine-menu-order-police-crime-4694106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOe8dVTXE8E

Joanna joins us again! We have fun here <3 
The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler 
Joanna’s Links: https://ko-fi.com/chickencooperative

 https://www.twitch.tv/chickencooperative 
 https://www.tiktok.com/@coopanimation 
Stories Used
Joanna
https://www.space.com/earth-mini-moon-asteroid-2024-pt5 
Lauren
https://www.kbtx.com/2024/09/21/seal-marking-her-50th-birthday-sancuatry-may-be-oldest-captivity/ 
https://www.wsls.com/news/weird-news/2024/09/21/lizard-on-track-halts-formula-1-practice-in-singapore/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4jsV3iOsGk (related to above)