Humans Holler At News

Nigel is very good
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Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/ 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/ 
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/10/East-Durham-antique-store-owl/7491773162016/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/red-fox-Bronx-Zoo-stowaway-cargo-ship/2421773331290/

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel. 
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan-plants-37000-seedlings-to-prepare-for-imminent-return-of-tigers/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/rural-town-enthusiastically-switches-to-restorative-justice-and-recidivism-almost-vanishes/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/02/determined-beaver-Redmond-Washington/1371772475773/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/03/Medina-County-Ohio-Internet-outage-squirrel/6141772543216/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/06/raccoon-burglar-Cincinnati/1661772822936/ 1:39
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/05/italy-wolf-bridge-rescue-Verona-Italy/2001772726964/ (inflatable wolf)

Lauren once again asking the hard questions
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Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/20/wales-RSPCA-goat-trapped-window-well-Llandudno/1471771603369/

COO!
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY 
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/04/canada-Gagne-Homestead-Rescue-Enzo-emu/5281770217936/ 
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUXOUWcjMwW/

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped working
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/ 
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/ 
Ear foothttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/womans-severed-ear-was-saved-by-grafting-it-onto-her-foot-before-reattaching-it-5-months-later/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Network-Rail-emu-Hull-to-Liverpool/7811769190907/

Bear goes house hunting
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/ 

Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/




Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/poland-Wroclaw-Zoo-muntjac-deer-rhino/4111768245115/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/13/bear-crawlspace-Altadena-California/7451768331251/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/bear-candy-store-Gatlinburg-Tennessee/2431768244367/

It’s Buttsmas y’all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice! <3 
Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition
Steph’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition 
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Communal: Butts List https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/17/australia-koala-takes-the-bus-Brisbane-Queensland/5511765983596/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/23/Altadena-bear-crawlspace-trap-wrong-animal/1031766505848/ 
Steph
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/26/Illinois-rejected-vanity-plates-2025/9171766768064/ 

Alice
https://apnews.com/article/seal-bar-new-zealand-pub-richmond-487e2a8207c9f0e69be79ac7eb8045c0 
Delta
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/latam-argentina-golden-retrievers-meetup/5201765557297/

Horses and bears and racoons oh my! 
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social
Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/11/JFK-Airport-New-York-escaped-horse/9831765470077/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/09/National-Highways-abandoned-items-boat-fair-ride/9611765294186/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/05/Guinness-World-Records-fastest-garden-shed/2511764952892/ 
Janehttps://www.positive.news/society/flat-pack-washing-machine-spins-a-fairer-future/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2-bears-figure-out-how-to-make-a-see-saw-in-playful-moment-caught-on-video-watch/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/drunk-raccoon-serial-burglar-Hanover-County-Virginia/8281765555782/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/Sarasota-County-7-Eleven-alligator-Florida/5091765563028/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/08/bear-wanders-into-Gatlinburg-Christmas-parade/9711765219288/

It’s Alice’s one year (and one month) anniversary! We ask the hard questions this time. Questions like, “Would you rather fight one raccoon sized owl or twelve owl sized raccoons?”
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 


Stories Used
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mountain-goat-inspired-robot-offers-a-new-world-of-mobility-to-the-wheelchair-bound-watch/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/20/bear-chases-11-year-old-Family-Dollar-Markleysburg-Pennsylvania/2011763665257/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/RSPCA-Gwennap-Cornwall-raccoon/3131763482187/  
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/great-horned-owl-concrete-mixer-rescue/8801763568552/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/escaped-goat-Detroit-man-car/5751763476506/


Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/fox-engine-compartment-Amazon-van-RSPCA-Derby-England/7381763570997/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/17/australia-Sunshine-Coast-Snake-Catchers-school-goanna-lizard-Palmview/8731763404979/

This episode we learn that you’re not a real monkey unless you’re wearing a diaper.
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/05/ireland-lion-viral-video-Newfoundland-dog-County-Clare/2571762356268/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/03/Cottonwood-Arizona-emu-captured-Frank/9381762193360/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/29/Spirit-Halloween-monkey-Plano-Texas/4851761751672/ 
Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-gel-regrows-dental-enamel-which-humans-cannot-do-and-could-revolutionize-tooth-care/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/06/Buffalo-neighborhood-loose-pig/9621762445110/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/13/germany-cow-escapes-slaughter-joins-sheep-sanctuary-home/6341763051458/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/10/sea-lion-Cosmopolis-Police-Department-Washington/8511762785545/