Alice is missing 
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Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/21/bear-doorbell-Sparta-New-Jersey/5501779382850/ 
 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/20/Utica-New-York-escaped-cow/2161779284509/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/21/emu-Duson-Louisiana/7121779386373/ 
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/passionate-tortoise-guardians-help-critically-endangered-giant-tortoise-slowly-return-to-india/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/18/bees-Parleys-Canyon-Utah/4541779123030/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/18/ducklings-storm-drain-Pizza-Hut-Ohio/3021779122222/

Lauren is missing
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Stories Used



Jane 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/15/canada-Crowsnest-Pass-Alberta-fox-hot-dogs/8031778865878/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/13/france-Saone-et-Loire-drunk-deer-warning/5941778684226/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/14/Westlake-Ohio-ball-python-loose/1361778771919/

Too many animals are getting arrested. 
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/22/Cumbia-Nature-Festival-naturalists-naturists-nudists/3071776872855/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/finland-Finnish-Air-Force-cadet-pilots-draw-genitalia/7461776784445/ 
Alice
(Optional: More emus being arrested)  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/25/odd-news-nashville-emu-escaped/6241777142764/
(Optional: Alligator gets arrested) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/24/West-Palm-Beach-alligator-parking-lot-Florida/7041777048169/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/bear-tree-Albany-New-York/3141776793580/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/scotland-llama-pygmy-goats-escape-block-traffic/1711776785908/

We’re doing shrooms y’all 
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/03/Guinness-World-Records-dead-hang/1991775235537/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/01/Animal-Rescue-League-Iowa-baby-chick/3941775055106/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/cat-mechanical-recliner-Overland-Park-Kansas/1141775481405/ 
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/urine-from-music-festival-toilets-is-fertilizing-new-forest/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/aquarium-shares-video-of-harbor-seal-playing-with-his-rubber-duckie/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/black-bear-cub-New-Jersey-ditch/7771775482024/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/08/thailand-ostrich-escape-highway-run/7351775658293/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/10/escaped-emu-Walter-Barnstable-Massachusetts/8871775834916/

Nigel is very good
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/ 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/ 
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/10/East-Durham-antique-store-owl/7491773162016/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/red-fox-Bronx-Zoo-stowaway-cargo-ship/2421773331290/

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel. 
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan-plants-37000-seedlings-to-prepare-for-imminent-return-of-tigers/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/rural-town-enthusiastically-switches-to-restorative-justice-and-recidivism-almost-vanishes/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/02/determined-beaver-Redmond-Washington/1371772475773/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/03/Medina-County-Ohio-Internet-outage-squirrel/6141772543216/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/06/raccoon-burglar-Cincinnati/1661772822936/ 1:39
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/05/italy-wolf-bridge-rescue-Verona-Italy/2001772726964/ (inflatable wolf)

Lauren once again asking the hard questions
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/20/wales-RSPCA-goat-trapped-window-well-Llandudno/1471771603369/

COO!
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY 
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/04/canada-Gagne-Homestead-Rescue-Enzo-emu/5281770217936/ 
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUXOUWcjMwW/

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped working
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/ 
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/ 
Ear foothttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/womans-severed-ear-was-saved-by-grafting-it-onto-her-foot-before-reattaching-it-5-months-later/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Network-Rail-emu-Hull-to-Liverpool/7811769190907/

Bear goes house hunting
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Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/ 

Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/




Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/poland-Wroclaw-Zoo-muntjac-deer-rhino/4111768245115/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/13/bear-crawlspace-Altadena-California/7451768331251/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/bear-candy-store-Gatlinburg-Tennessee/2431768244367/