It's the most wonderful time of year! Here's a quick and dirty guide to making the most of it: from gifts, to New Year's resolutions, to surreptitious sex at your parents' house. Happy, hump-filled holidays!

How often "should" you be having sex when you're in a relationship? In this episode, we compare humping frequency stats across different age groups, countries, religions, and lifestyles in an attempt to determine that magic number. For dinner, we indulge in the Spread 'Em Stuffed Peppers.

We review some of the more common sexual fetishes (several related to feet, for all those kinky podiatrists out there), and attempt to make sense of and pronounce the less common ones (say 'symphorophilia' ten times fast). Tonight in the kitchen we experiment with food fetishism.

Stock up on your batteries, folks, because the 15 billion dollar sex toy industry is booming! In this episode we talk about the spectrum of cock rings, our mixed emotions about butt plugs, and the history of the vibrator. Top it all off with a sensual seafood bake, and that's a night!