On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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The Cincinnati Cicadas Are Coming

2:39.771

Checking In With My Mom After Her Vaccine Appointment

8:18.000

Stealth Sex Audio

15:34.000

Hangry And Racist At McDonalds

21:20.000

Diapered Up Protesters

24:42.000

Step Right Up To The Sideshow! https://www.superfreaksideshow.com

29:06.655

A News Story Not Quite Right For DV: Child Murder

30:40.000

Amy Poehler Lookalike Pussy Squirted

37:00.297

Home Inspector Spunked On Elmo Doll

41:38.000

Woman With The Longest Fingernails Gets A Trim

45:06.000

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

50:19.310

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