It seems like this has taken forever, but finally The Batman has dropped. 3 hours! Stupid. Worth it. We think that playing The Batman would be a difficult thespian stretch. You gotta get the voice right without sounding like Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney, Bale or Affleck. A lot of pressure... "I am the... Batman"

We dig deeper into the mind of madness. Putin has been stripped of his Tae Kwon Do belt. Training Putin has to be like training Elvis in '74. You let him win right? You have to. No was he had real skills.

In the latest who is going all block on Putin, the International Cat Federation (yes it's a thing) has banned Russian cats from further competition. We know what did the cats do? This leads to how Putin has had his Tae Kwon Do belt stripped. When you train a dictator and narcissistic psycho, you let him think he's awesome right? Cue Elvis

Finally, Hunter and the rest of yoga pants-wearing, Land Rover-driving, granola-crunching Charleston can have closure. A caller in the know shares a rumor that may explain why the Mt. Pleasant Trader Joe's wine section has been mysteriously roped off.

Remain calm. Trader Joe's has no wine. Hunter and the rest of the "yoga pants-clad white girls" wandering around the Mt. Pleasant TJ's in shock will be needing our prayers.

This one's for everyone who hasn't released a TikTok video complaining about the challenges of being good looking. Hunter is riled up because pretty girls are up in these streets letting the rest of us trolls know how heavy is the head that wears the flower crown.

Another spot-on Hunter impersonation. ABCs aside, we all know Sesame Street's bread and butter is teaching kids how to navigate emotional challenges. And today, Elmo teaches us when it is appropriate to go absolutely bonkers on someone for misappropriating cookie resources.

On the heels of the disturbing revelation that Hunter's (ahem, nameless) friend uses chocolate-scented Axe Body Spray to cover the scent of his smoking habit, Hunter and Cush take calls from Lowcountry ladies to get to the bottom of whether or not "the chicks dig it," as nameless friend claims.

Hunter & Cush discuss the disturbing revelation that Hunter's friend (who shall remain nameless) uses none other than chocolate-scented Axe Body Spray to cover the scent of his smoking habit. Not only that, but he claims "the chicks dig it."

We didn't either. Until the propaganda machine behind the notoriously quiet country released a statement claiming that the beloved traditional Mexican dish was invented by the late Kim Jong Il. Curious what a North Korean burrito looks like? So were we.