Hunter & Leslie Byte This

Pinterest is the devil.  They posted (just in time for the holidaze) Elf,  The Drinking Game.  Leslie wanted nothing to do with it, so Hunter & Keebler attempted it as a public service.  Keebler didn't make it.  This a game NO ONE (TRUMP CAPS) should ever play.   Always drink respoinsibly.  This was the opposite of that.  #ArcticPuffin

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Everyone can do at least one impression,  Leslie drops it down to give her best SlingBlade.   Keebler tries his hand at Christopher Walken,  And then there's Hunter.   

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Talking about our favorite Christmas movies.  For some reason, Lelsie has never seen The Polar Express.  She thought it was the Polar Bear Express.  That was all the room Hunter needed to give a review (5 stars) of The Polar Bear Express.   

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Hunter is a Starbucks fanatic.  Every day.  Venti.  Dark.  Room for cream.  Keebler let Hunter know that for $40,00 bucks, you can get FREE Bucks for a month.  Except it's not FREE.   You still have to pay 1/2.  Leslie thinks Hunter should just make coffee at work.  

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In today's show, everyone is triggered.  There was massive Netflix scare.   Friends almost was taken away.  Hunter and Keebler freaked out.  Leslie HATES Friends.  Keebler hates The Office.  Hunter rants on Meredith from Grey's Anatomy and it's pointed out that Hunter is so basic Meredith it's scary.  Why can't we all get along?  Cause you don't like my shows!  Also, vegans want to change the saying "Bringing home the bacon"  

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Starting out a Manic Monday with achey hips from the Savannah Bridge Run.  Hunter rants about the valditiy Schweenie as a service animal.  The Dawgs loss.   Leslie and Keebler think Hunter needs a lady,   Apparently, ladies dig single fathers.  Yeah, pull this, it plays Jingle Bells.  Also, guys fall in love in 10 minutes versues 14 dates for women.   

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Leslie had to make a very difficult annoucement.  Leslie's husband Steve is in a battle with stage 3 throat cancer.  Leslie will be with her husband as he goes through this difficult time.  Leslie will be still part of the show remotely from Florida.  We greatly appreciate the BOB family for all your prayers and support during this difficult time.  

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Leslie loves Discovery ID.   "Wives With Knives"  or as Hunter calls it "The Stabby Channel."  Today's story...Murder by Whitesnake!  Also, Hunter learns cutting off Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again" after the long, wimpy beginning before the guitars hit, makes ya'll mad.   

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Dateline: 

Bluffton, SC.   I AM SORRY BUT CHICK-FIL-A will close for renovations on July 20th.  For six weeks!   You will have to go to Beufort or Svannah if you want some pre-blessed chicken!  I KNOW!!!!!  Why?  How could this happen in one of America's fastest growing cities?  The in-humanity!!!! Sad emoji.  

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IHOB LIED.  There I said it.  They lied to us all.  Yeah, ya know that whole "what's the B for?"  let me clog up your feed, what does the "B" all mean thing?   Well slow down Miss Daisy before you try and rearrange the alpabet.  It was never a thing.  They weren't changing a dang thing,  A publicity stunt.  All they wanted to do is celebrate their "60th birthday" with short stacks for 60 cents.   Yeah, IHOB or IHOP or IHOT (International House of THANOS).  You can snap your fingers once, but remember there's a sequel coming.   And I know the spoilers.  60 years old?  I don't believe you.  You're like an old 3x divorced dude posting he's 45 and "athletic" on Farmer's Only.  We know what you're up to.  We (Hunter) has had enough of the lying.  However, Leslie is hungry and needs your sizzurp.  How dare you IHOB?  What in the actual "B" is wrong with you????

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