Luke and Brendan intended to discuss Facebook trolls in the wake of Robin Williams's death, but are derailed by Brendan's ham eating and his love of dips. They disagree on what constitutes a dip. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Luke and Brendan talk about women in comedy, how you should not be upset if a Ninja Turtles movie is bad, and about the SNL race controversy, which causes to Brendan to have an epihany. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Ryan Conner (@rccomedy) joins the show to talk about sports stars who get leniency when committing crimes. Shannon Brown (@shannonbrown662) joins them in a talk about Brendan's disgusting old apartment. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Luke and Brendan talk about people who ignore the fact that someone is taking advantage of them because they have something they want. They talk Hollywood, Catfish, and they go all over the place. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Luke and Brendan discuss parental advisory stickers, trigger warnings, and other things people do to hide from the truth while doing nothing to make the world better, leading them on lots of tangents. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Luke and Brendan discuss the delusions of end of days conspiracy theorists and doomsday preppers. Brendan has strong opinions on Spaghetti-O's. They also discuss a listener-submitted topic. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Luke and Brendan discuss Anthony Cumia of the Opie and Anthony Show and his firing due to allegedly racist comments on Twitter and the argument that this is a first amendment issue. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Luke and Brendan discuss creeps pretending to feminists in response to the SCOTUS Hobby Lobby decision. They also talk about pandering in comedy (including famous panderers Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia). (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Luke and Brendan check out the Men's Rights Activist website ReturnOfKings.com and boy is it delightful. They make fun of those guys a lot and also get into a heated debate on the merits of curly fries. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)

Pat Barker (@patbarkercomedy) joins Luke and Brendan to talk bad jobs they've had. Pat talks CVS and extreme couponers. Luke talks about the Olive Garden. Brendan has an idea to make the world better. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)