Not all bars are cages you can escape.

This particular tree doesn't grow fruit... it grows thorns that create social norms.

When there is nothing left within you to fight for... there's only one thing left to do.

Sometimes he's so bad... he gets his own ballad.

Best revenge has dead corrupt presidents on it.

Sometimes a gal just needs to forget to remember why they never even mattered.

Sometimes a can isn't kickworthy. 

Check labels before fluff & folds...expeditiously.

The excuse everyone is heard, but no one should accept.

Not your average man's plaything.