HYPER WAVE

I talk for a while about how long life is and how odd the grind can be. I go on about customers and people I hate. It’s a real downer tbh. Skip the first 8 mins.

I put my buddy and girlfriend on the spot by making them talk on my show. Neither had anything creative or funny to say. A demonstration of how difficult it actually is to keep a persons attention.

I talk about how horrible customers are and why work sucks. I stone on about weird little kids for a while.

I criticize self help, financial freedom grifters that make you feel as though you can be rich if you try hard enough. Then I give a long winded speech about how to help yourself live an actually decent life.

I talk a lot about names for a while and how I probably just wanna bang my mom.

I’m all over the place in this one. Mostly because I don’t actually have anything funny to say. It’s just me swearing talking about stuff I hate.

For some reason I talk about being gay for a while. I do this respectfully. We talk about soda and tattoos, art, comedy. It really slaps.

I tell you about the horrifying drug trip that gave me anxiety and panic issues. It's funny and tragic.

I ramble incoherently about vaping and some other stupid shit, like why jeans are blue. ENJOY YOUR RIDE TO WORK YOU WAGE SLAVE PIECE OF TRASH.