https://www.jasonnewland.com/
📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”
🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes
🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous
🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)

🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone & Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.

🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)

• Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.
• Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.
• Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).
• Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.
• Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.

📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)

• Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.
• Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.

🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:

• Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.
• Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.
• Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.
• Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.
• Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.
• Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.
• Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.
• Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.
• Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.
• John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.
• Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.

🪐 Part 4: Astrology & Oddities (1:28:00 – end)

• Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).
• Odd news:
  • Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.
  • Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.
  • Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.
  • Edible cucumber packaging.
  • Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.
  • Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.
• Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.

❤️ Themes & Takeaways

• Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.
• Absurdity & affection for the mundane: Whether it’s geese honking or a newspaper pun, Jason leans into the small, funny oddities of life.
• Imaginary conversations with Vinnie are rich with irony and warmth — an ongoing highlight of the LMBYTS episodes.
• Sleepy vibes: Everything is structured (loosely) to help you relax, chuckle a bit, and drift off.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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https://www.jasonnewland.com/
📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”
🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes
🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous
🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)

🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone & Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.

🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)

• Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.
• Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.
• Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).
• Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.
• Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.

📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)

• Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.
• Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.

🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:

• Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.
• Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.
• Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.
• Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.
• Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.
• Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.
• Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.
• Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.
• Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.
• John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.
• Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.

🪐 Part 4: Astrology & Oddities (1:28:00 – end)

• Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).
• Odd news:
  • Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.
  • Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.
  • Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.
  • Edible cucumber packaging.
  • Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.
  • Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.
• Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.

❤️ Themes & Takeaways

• Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.
• Absurdity & affection for the mundane: Whether it’s geese honking or a newspaper pun, Jason leans into the small, funny oddities of life.
• Imaginary conversations with Vinnie are rich with irony and warmth — an ongoing highlight of the LMBYTS episodes.
• Sleepy vibes: Everything is structured (loosely) to help you relax, chuckle a bit, and drift off.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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https://www.jasonnewland.com/
📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”
🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes
🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous
🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)

🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone & Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.

🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)

• Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.
• Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.
• Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).
• Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.
• Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.

📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)

• Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.
• Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.

🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:

• Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.
• Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.
• Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.
• Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.
• Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.
• Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.
• Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.
• Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.
• Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.
• John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.
• Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.

🪐 Part 4: Astrology & Oddities (1:28:00 – end)

• Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).
• Odd news:
  • Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.
  • Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.
  • Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.
  • Edible cucumber packaging.
  • Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.
  • Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.
• Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.

❤️ Themes & Takeaways

• Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.
• Absurdity & affection for the mundane: Whether it’s geese honking or a newspaper pun, Jason leans into the small, funny oddities of life.
• Imaginary conversations with Vinnie are rich with irony and warmth — an ongoing highlight of the LMBYTS episodes.
• Sleepy vibes: Everything is structured (loosely) to help you relax, chuckle a bit, and drift off.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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https://www.jasonnewland.com/
📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”
🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes
🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous
🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)

🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone & Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.

🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)

• Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.
• Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.
• Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).
• Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.
• Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.

📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)

• Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.
• Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.

🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:

• Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.
• Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.
• Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.
• Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.
• Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.
• Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.
• Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.
• Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.
• Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.
• John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.
• Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.

🪐 Part 4: Astrology & Oddities (1:28:00 – end)

• Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).
• Odd news:
  • Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.
  • Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.
  • Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.
  • Edible cucumber packaging.
  • Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.
  • Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.
• Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.

❤️ Themes & Takeaways

• Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.
• Absurdity & affection for the mundane: Whether it’s geese honking or a newspaper pun, Jason leans into the small, funny oddities of life.
• Imaginary conversations with Vinnie are rich with irony and warmth — an ongoing highlight of the LMBYTS episodes.
• Sleepy vibes: Everything is structured (loosely) to help you relax, chuckle a bit, and drift off.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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https://www.jasonnewland.com/
📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”
🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes
🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous
🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)

🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone & Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.

🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)

• Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.
• Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.
• Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).
• Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.
• Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.

📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)

• Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.
• Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.

🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:

• Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.
• Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.
• Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.
• Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.
• Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.
• Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.
• Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.
• Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.
• Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.
• John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.
• Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.

🪐 Part 4: Astrology & Oddities (1:28:00 – end)

• Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).
• Odd news:
  • Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.
  • Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.
  • Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.
  • Edible cucumber packaging.
  • Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.
  • Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.
• Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.

❤️ Themes & Takeaways

• Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.
• Absurdity & affection for the mundane: Whether it’s geese honking or a newspaper pun, Jason leans into the small, funny oddities of life.
• Imaginary conversations with Vinnie are rich with irony and warmth — an ongoing highlight of the LMBYTS episodes.
• Sleepy vibes: Everything is structured (loosely) to help you relax, chuckle a bit, and drift off.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
📄 “Sunday’s papers LMBYTS #1460 Jason Newland – 12th October 2025”
🕰 Duration: 1 hour, 35 minutes
🎙 Style: Casual, reflective, meandering, humorous
🐶 Recurring co-star: Vinnie the dog (adorable and opinionated as always)

🧘‍♂️ Overall Tone & Purpose Jason’s goal remains true to the “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” spirit — to gently ramble, muse, and entertain while helping listeners unwind or fall asleep. Though nominally a commentary on Sunday’s papers, it’s largely a relaxed and tangential exploration of Jason’s day, thoughts, and observations, with a few news stories sprinkled in.

🐾 Part 1: A Walk in the Park with Vinnie (0:00 – ~19:00)

• Weather report (Jason-style): Lovely day, nice weather lately.
• Bendy tree anecdote: Jason contemplates taking a funny picture pretending the tree bent under his weight. But alas — no phone, no photographer, and a confused passerby.
• Fence and bush mystery: He hears an odd sound, thinks it’s from a bush, suspects it might be a toilet flushing in the woods (spoiler: it’s geese).
• Vinnie as a philosophical sidekick: Jason imagines a full-on dialogue with Vinnie, who sasses him about bush ventriloquism and corrects him on the difference between hibernation and migration.
• Squirrel TV habits: A hypothetical debate on whether squirrels watch Strictly Come Dancing during winter.

📰 Part 2: Avoiding the Serious News (~22:00 – 30:00)

• Jason delays opening the papers, chatting more with Vinnie about the nature of the podcast — improvisational, soothing, not heavily scripted.
• Vinnie teases Jason about his lack of professionalism, and Jason defends the charm of going unscripted.

🗞 Part 3: Paper Highlights – The (Mostly) Lighthearted Bits (~30:00 – 1:17:00) Jason flips through the Sunday Star, picking out quirky, amusing, or mildly absurd stories:

• Brits face 4-hour EU border queues due to new face and fingerprint scanning systems.
• Steve Coogan tired of people shouting “A-ha!” — Jason empathizes.
• Dua Lipa performs at a drag bar — Jason admits he doesn't know her songs.
• Sigourney Weaver (76!) may return in a new Alien film — Jason is surprised by her age.
• Conker Championships scandal: An 83-year-old champ was accused (and cleared) of cheating with a steel nut. Jason is both amused and impressed.
• Gen Z revives CDs – Jason grumbles affectionately about retro being things he still uses.
• Jude Law says being seen as attractive is limiting — Jason mocks the “tragedy” of beauty.
• Ryan Reynolds jokes raising a boy is harder than girls — Jason skeptically predicts teen daughters may prove otherwise.
• Sam Fox says Brits don’t appreciate her singing due to her Page 3 past.
• John Bishop biopic with Will Arnett playing him — Jason wonders why John didn’t play himself.
• Brad Pitt moves in with his partner — Jason jokes about being overly concerned about celebrity relationships.

🪐 Part 4: Astrology & Oddities (1:28:00 – end)

• Horoscopes with Russell Grant – Jason reads horoscopes in a friendly tone, paying extra attention to Virgo (his sign) and Pisces (potential soulmates, perhaps?).
• Odd news:
  • Talking litter bins in a Dutch theme park.
  • Nude Christmas dinner at a Southampton pub for naturists.
  • Karate black belts earned by two women aged 79.
  • Edible cucumber packaging.
  • Ark orbital capsule for fast emergency deliveries.
  • Influencers with music careers, including Addison Rae.
• Jason ends with gentle reminders of kindness, self-care, and love.

❤️ Themes & Takeaways

• Gentle, slow humour: Delivered in Jason’s trademark soft-spoken, rambly style.
• Absurdity & affection for the mundane: Whether it’s geese honking or a newspaper pun, Jason leans into the small, funny oddities of life.
• Imaginary conversations with Vinnie are rich with irony and warmth — an ongoing highlight of the LMBYTS episodes.
• Sleepy vibes: Everything is structured (loosely) to help you relax, chuckle a bit, and drift off.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.
🧵 Transcript Breakdown
🐶 Intro & Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)

• Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.
• Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.
• Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.

📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)

• Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.
• Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.

🧵 Curtains, Buzzing & Noise Control (7:00–8:30)

• He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.
• Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄

📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:

• Fashion & Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.
• Cookery & Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.
• Gardening & Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.
• Fiction & Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.
• Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.
• Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.
• Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”
• Puzzles & Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).

🎤 Jason’s Commentary & Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:

• Gender Roles & Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.
• Art & School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.
• Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.
• Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.
• Living Alone: Reflects on solitude, talking too much around people, and how socializing drains him emotionally.
• Jewelry & Materialism: Wonders why men don’t wear as much jewelry, recalls a crucifix from his dad, and jokes about hyperallergenic accessories (which he mixes up with alopecia).

🐸 Fun & Weird Moments

• He reads about Darwin’s frogs carrying tadpoles in their vocal cords.
• Discusses saving frogs, mentions Avatar, and reflects on online dog training programs.
• Laughs at how Women’s Weekly manages to unintentionally reinforce every gender stereotype.

💬 Closing Message Jason ends with a heartfelt message: "Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye bye."

✨ Overall Vibe Relaxed, quirky, and gently humorous. Jason uses Woman’s Weekly as a jumping-off point to explore deeper issues of identity, creativity, and society—all while trying to entertain and soothe listeners to sleep.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.
🧵 Transcript Breakdown
🐶 Intro & Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)

• Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.
• Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.
• Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.

📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)

• Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.
• Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.

🧵 Curtains, Buzzing & Noise Control (7:00–8:30)

• He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.
• Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄

📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:

• Fashion & Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.
• Cookery & Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.
• Gardening & Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.
• Fiction & Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.
• Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.
• Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.
• Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”
• Puzzles & Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).

🎤 Jason’s Commentary & Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:

• Gender Roles & Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.
• Art & School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.
• Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.
• Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.
• Living Alone: Reflects on solitude, talking too much around people, and how socializing drains him emotionally.
• Jewelry & Materialism: Wonders why men don’t wear as much jewelry, recalls a crucifix from his dad, and jokes about hyperallergenic accessories (which he mixes up with alopecia).

🐸 Fun & Weird Moments

• He reads about Darwin’s frogs carrying tadpoles in their vocal cords.
• Discusses saving frogs, mentions Avatar, and reflects on online dog training programs.
• Laughs at how Women’s Weekly manages to unintentionally reinforce every gender stereotype.

💬 Closing Message Jason ends with a heartfelt message: "Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye bye."

✨ Overall Vibe Relaxed, quirky, and gently humorous. Jason uses Woman’s Weekly as a jumping-off point to explore deeper issues of identity, creativity, and society—all while trying to entertain and soothe listeners to sleep.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.
🧵 Transcript Breakdown
🐶 Intro & Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)

• Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.
• Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.
• Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.

📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)

• Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.
• Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.

🧵 Curtains, Buzzing & Noise Control (7:00–8:30)

• He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.
• Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄

📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:

• Fashion & Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.
• Cookery & Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.
• Gardening & Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.
• Fiction & Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.
• Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.
• Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.
• Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”
• Puzzles & Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).

🎤 Jason’s Commentary & Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:

• Gender Roles & Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.
• Art & School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.
• Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.
• Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.
• Living Alone: Reflects on solitude, talking too much around people, and how socializing drains him emotionally.
• Jewelry & Materialism: Wonders why men don’t wear as much jewelry, recalls a crucifix from his dad, and jokes about hyperallergenic accessories (which he mixes up with alopecia).

🐸 Fun & Weird Moments

• He reads about Darwin’s frogs carrying tadpoles in their vocal cords.
• Discusses saving frogs, mentions Avatar, and reflects on online dog training programs.
• Laughs at how Women’s Weekly manages to unintentionally reinforce every gender stereotype.

💬 Closing Message Jason ends with a heartfelt message: "Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye bye."

✨ Overall Vibe Relaxed, quirky, and gently humorous. Jason uses Woman’s Weekly as a jumping-off point to explore deeper issues of identity, creativity, and society—all while trying to entertain and soothe listeners to sleep.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Women’s Weekly | LMBYTS #1459 | Jason Newland | 11th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 19 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🎙️ Summary of Content This episode of Let Me Bore You to Sleep by Jason Newland is a relaxed, meandering, and humorous spoken-word journey in which Jason reads through the latest edition of Women’s Weekly magazine. It's full of dry wit, side tangents, social observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment.
🧵 Transcript Breakdown
🐶 Intro & Vinnie’s Drama (0:00–3:30)

• Jason opens with a buzzing noise mystery.
• Vinnie (his dog) refuses to eat his food unless it's hand-fed or placed on the floor.
• Jason laments this new routine and sets the tone for a relaxed, sleepy episode.

📻 Background Noise Commentary (3:30–6:30)

• Jason talks about noisy neighbors, ambient garden sounds, and how background chatter can be annoying—like only hearing one side of a phone call.
• Shares a funny anecdote about a woman receiving a video call at Uncle Sausage’s funeral.

🧵 Curtains, Buzzing & Noise Control (7:00–8:30)

• He tries to quiet the noise by closing the window and drawing “soundproof” curtains.
• Reflects that people aren’t intentionally annoying—it’s just how they are, like his own “super sexiness.” 😄

📚 Main Segment: Reading Woman’s Weekly (8:30–1:14:00) Jason reads and critiques the 14th October 2025 edition of Woman’s Weekly magazine, bringing his signature wit to each page: 📰 Magazine Contents:

• Fashion & Lifestyle: Handbags with massive pockets (“for all your women's stuff”), waterproof jackets, dungarees from America, and discussions on why women’s zippers are on the opposite side.
• Cookery & Crafts: Comfort food recipes, knitting patterns (which Jason finds “rocket-science-level complicated”), cross-stitching memories, and retro sewing tips.
• Gardening & Home: Japanese anemones, pretty patios, retro revivals.
• Fiction & Culture: Short stories, serial fiction, literary festivals, and celebrity interviews.
• Health: Iron deficiency, anemia, nocturia (frequent night urination), and mental health letters.
• Horoscopes: Read aloud in full, sprinkled with Jason’s commentary and jokes.
• Letters from Readers: Jason reacts to wholesome reader letters and ponders the outdated phrasing like “unto” instead of “into.”
• Puzzles & Features: Pearl necklaces, deodorant as a beauty tip (“deodorant doesn’t make you attractive—it just makes you not stink”).

🎤 Jason’s Commentary & Personal Tangents Throughout the episode, Jason weaves in candid reflections, comedy, and social commentary:

• Gender Roles & Stereotypes: Questions the outdated division of interests (e.g., why men can’t knit or want handbags), and jokes about wanting to knit and have a purse.
• Art & School Days: Shares childhood memories of being steered away from creative hobbies like sewing and cross-stitching.
• Men’s Emotional Expression: Mentions Jordan Peterson and the societal discouragement of men expressing vulnerability.
• Desire for Excellence: Talks about his lifelong desire to be exceptional at something—especially art, music, comedy, and eventually sales.
• Living Alone: Reflects on solitude, talking too much around people, and how socializing drains him emotionally.
• Jewelry & Materialism: Wonders why men don’t wear as much jewelry, recalls a crucifix from his dad, and jokes about hyperallergenic accessories (which he mixes up with alopecia).

🐸 Fun & Weird Moments

• He reads about Darwin’s frogs carrying tadpoles in their vocal cords.
• Discusses saving frogs, mentions Avatar, and reflects on online dog training programs.
• Laughs at how Women’s Weekly manages to unintentionally reinforce every gender stereotype.

💬 Closing Message Jason ends with a heartfelt message: "Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye bye."

✨ Overall Vibe Relaxed, quirky, and gently humorous. Jason uses Woman’s Weekly as a jumping-off point to explore deeper issues of identity, creativity, and society—all while trying to entertain and soothe listeners to sleep.

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast