(music) (5 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025

🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏
Website: LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro & Lighting Talk
Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.

5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins

• 🌍 Longest and shortest days by country
• Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles
• Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔

30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)

• My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990
• Working night shift at a meter factory
• Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire

55:00 – Living with My Dad

• Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs
• Heating issues and blackout curtains
• How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?

1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams & Video Players

• Selling all my comedy stuff for £250
• Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes
• Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”

1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate

• Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️
• I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...

1:25:00 – Outro

• Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia
• Reminders to be kind to yourself
• “You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”

🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.

🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(music) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025

🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏
Website: LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro & Lighting Talk
Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.

5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins

• 🌍 Longest and shortest days by country
• Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles
• Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔

30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)

• My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990
• Working night shift at a meter factory
• Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire

55:00 – Living with My Dad

• Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs
• Heating issues and blackout curtains
• How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?

1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams & Video Players

• Selling all my comedy stuff for £250
• Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes
• Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”

1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate

• Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️
• I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...

1:25:00 – Outro

• Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia
• Reminders to be kind to yourself
• “You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”

🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.

🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(no music) (10 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025

🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏
Website: LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro & Lighting Talk
Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.

5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins

• 🌍 Longest and shortest days by country
• Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles
• Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔

30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)

• My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990
• Working night shift at a meter factory
• Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire

55:00 – Living with My Dad

• Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs
• Heating issues and blackout curtains
• How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?

1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams & Video Players

• Selling all my comedy stuff for £250
• Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes
• Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”

1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate

• Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️
• I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...

1:25:00 – Outro

• Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia
• Reminders to be kind to yourself
• “You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”

🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.

🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(no music) (5 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025

🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏
Website: LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro & Lighting Talk
Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.

5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins

• 🌍 Longest and shortest days by country
• Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles
• Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔

30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)

• My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990
• Working night shift at a meter factory
• Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire

55:00 – Living with My Dad

• Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs
• Heating issues and blackout curtains
• How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?

1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams & Video Players

• Selling all my comedy stuff for £250
• Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes
• Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”

1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate

• Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️
• I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...

1:25:00 – Outro

• Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia
• Reminders to be kind to yourself
• “You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”

🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.

🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(music) (5 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025

🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏
Website: LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro & Lighting Talk
Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.

5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins

• 🌍 Longest and shortest days by country
• Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles
• Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔

30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)

• My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990
• Working night shift at a meter factory
• Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire

55:00 – Living with My Dad

• Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs
• Heating issues and blackout curtains
• How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?

1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams & Video Players

• Selling all my comedy stuff for £250
• Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes
• Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”

1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate

• Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️
• I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...

1:25:00 – Outro

• Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia
• Reminders to be kind to yourself
• “You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”

🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.

🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(music) (10 hours) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(music) (5 hours) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(music) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(no music) (10 hours) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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(no music) (5 hours) #1432 Let me bore you to sleep | Monday’s Boring Objects | Jason Newland | 15th September 2025

💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/

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