Hypopathetical

The boys discuss;

having Benjamin Button's disease, but only in their fingers.

Having the ability to skip forward/backwards 20 seconds,

and the DeLorean alternative you would build a time machine from.

The boys discuss;

what Santa now brings to bad children,

if you became Santa like in the Tim Allen films, how would you change things?

Having 'Jesus like abilities' and what other liquid you would turn water into.

The boys discuss;

Tthe ocean being sweet, sour or salty,

eating at a cheap delicious restaurant with a concerning food supplier,

loosing your hearing or eyesight,

and being followed by a single 7 ft man, or 7 1ft men for the rest of your life.

The boys discuss;

owning a bulls head or goats legs,

having all your limbs be legs, or arms,

and living on a deserted island in exchange for 3 million quid.