Hypothetigals

Honey, I shrunk to 5cm tall... now what?

Well where do we start... you can ride your pet dog, climb into people's mouths or you can actually do something with your life and become a documentary filmmaker or assassin.

The options appear endless, despite some of your shortcomings.

The next two episodes you are going to get to know your hosts more than you have ever before.

But of course in a completely hypothetical kind of way.

Now Kate regularly lies about her height and claims she is a tall person trapped in a small person's body.

But what would happen if you were actually only 5cm tall?

You are in for a great session... nose picking session that is!

Now everyone picks their nose, but if you were to pick your nose - where would be the best locations?

We discuss the dilemmas of the good ol' hunt in the car to the most time efficient spots.

But we would love to hear from you on where your favourite location is... for research and helping each other purposes only of course.

We're in this together.

Disclaimer: This upcoming episode we discuss bodily functions and we take no responsibility if it causes you to dry-heave.

Hypothetigals, turned self-help podcast, gives you advice on if you were to pick your nose… what are the best locations.

We pick apart the location details and your disposal options.

Tune in this Wednesday for all the snotty details. Sorry, not sorry.

With all this stormy weather it's hard not to think about what you'd discover at the end of a rainbow?

Hypothetigals are thinking something along the lines of a RuPaul musical with all your favourite larger than life characters, plus much much more.

But we'll let you be the judge.

Have you ever tried to reach the end of the rainbow? 

And if you got there, would you find a pot of gold or would it be something different?

Well for Hypothetigals, it's never that simple - think Care Bears, musical dance party and a dark twist.

Quite often we get distracted on the podcast by how hungry we are... so enough is enough it's about time an edible steering wheel was created.

So if you had to choose a pizza topping for a steering wheel, what would you pick?

Think this would simple? Well, it's not!  We discuss juicy, slimy and smelly details.

There are so many pizza toppings to choose from these days...

But it's not so easy when you are picking that topping to be converted into a life-size steering wheel.

From flimsy capsicum to hazardous pepperoni, what would be your choice?

If you ate mermaid, what would it taste like?

We go back to one of our first hypotheticals, which we have spent hours chatting about.

From taste testing the tail versus the body and what would be the best way to prepare.

We talk about the "science" behind animals like platypus nuggets to climate and how they could be swimming around already half cooked.

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If you ate mermaid, what would it taste like?

From salmon with crispy onion flavour bombs to sea cucumber wrapped in seaweed.