I found the missing popcorn chickens! I also talked about Lady Gaga's parched lips and why you really can't blame the drug cartels. Enjoy.

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I went on a scavenger hunt for popcorn chickens. We also gave Mr. Rainwater a lie detector and paternity test, and reveal the results live. Enjoy.

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I'm not sure I can effectively summarize what occurred on the show today. Basically, I feared I would have a stroke, blacked out, and did the first ten minutes before the abortion caravan arrived. Then, I have a recording of me eating French toast sticks in bed at 3:30AM., Jessica showed up to introduce a new segment, and my friend Cole and I talked about Kenny Chesney, sign spinner hierarchy, and monster trucks. Enjoy.

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"if i don't get the sand bar, i'm not going" -ashley

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It's been one year since the war started and I'm starting to feel like the Russians don't know what they're doing. Also, old people are under attack and eating a diet high in fast food can help you gain a few inches. Enjoy.

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We start the show with a unique promotion. Then, I ate French toast sticks in bed, and I feel shame. Also, popcorn chicken is disappearing forever, and they're putting kids to work in the Midwest. This is my favorite episode. Enjoy.

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Subway is introducing new meat slicers in their restaurants, which prompted the Chinese to send a spy balloon in an attempt to steal the footlong recipes -- or something like that. Enjoy.

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I had a stomach virus last week. Then, I visited the filthiest restaurant I've ever seen. I also put ChatGPT to the test and asked it to write a sponsorship ad read, and the results surprised me. Enjoy.

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When you have a chance to escape, take it. Also, it's not a surprise that presidents in their 80s hoard documents. Enjoy.
 
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Ellen DeGeneres' might be homeless* after her home was flooded**. We also get to the bottom of my friend's insistence that he buy a golf cart (despite not actually being a golfer). And, I have a major announcement regarding a certain TV show we don't talk about. Enjoy.

*factually untrue  **the creek by her house almost flooded

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Don't try too hard in 2023. Also, there's a man cooking pizza in an active volcano and we talk about a controversial new law in Louisiana. Enjoy.

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"just a lonely boy out on the streets without an ass crack"

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