I had planned a show where I berated my friend for wanting to buy a golf cart for pleasure, but that show totally fell apart, so instead we celebrate Christmas vicariously through Carrie Underwood. If it sounds like it doesn't make sense, that's because it probably doesn't. Enjoy.

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I had an all-you-can eat experience this past weekend that was barbaric. Also, Brittney Griner is back home, R. Kelly dropped an album from prison, and Bill Cosby is being sued. Enjoy.

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The only thing grown adults apparently want this holiday season are cookies and milk. Also, we explore that time I bought "a giant bag of tater tots and hunkered down in the scat forums online for a week,"... and unfortunately, a whole lot more. Enjoy.

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I saw a group of men eating cookies and can't stop thinking about it. Also, there's a particular appetizer that's served around the holidays that I can't stand, we discuss why which president you keep a picture of bedside is important, and we have an exciting World Cup update. Enjoy.

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I break podcast ground and stuff a turkey live on the show. Also, this is the season when drugs are exchanged for food stamps -- and we need to talk about that. Enjoy.

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Black Friday shopping used to be very dangerous. Also, my friend is buying a golf cart for leisure, and I have a problem with that. Enjoy.

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The awful birthday gifts keep arriving. Also, November is a very scary month, but also an opportunity to leave your loveless marriage. Enjoy.

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I discuss my underwhelming birthday gifts, and we celebrate Halloween with a 7-layer goblin dip recipe and a costume idea. Enjoy.

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My friend and I lived with a dozen lesbians and did a lot of drugs in the summer of 2006. Cole joins me today as we recall doing massive amounts of dxm while watching hockey, sleeping on the floor surrounded by other bodies, getting addicted to cocaine, and riding around with a reckless driver. It was a summer of hard drugs, pyramid schemes and no rules. Enjoy.

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Brett and I went to her favorite restaurant in the world and hijinks ensued. Enjoy.

"I wish you could have seen this place in its prime, John" - Brett

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