I Can Steal That!

In 1980s Miami, nothing was out of reach to those with money and the right connections. Guns, Drugs, Girls, anything you wanted could be yours for the right price if you spoke to a Ukrainian mobster by the name of Tarzan. So when the Soviet Union fell and drug cartels wanted to buy helicopters and submarines, they knew who to call. This is the story of how the Russian mob and Colombian cartels tried to do the impossible and we are joined this week by the fantastic Jeena Bloom!Music provided by Paper Yellow Music.

The Antwerp Diamond Center is the world's largest hub for diamonds, doing billions in business each year. Two stories underground, an impossibly complex vault stored hundreds of millions of dollars in stones, gold, silver, and cash. This is the story of how one gang of thieves pulled off the heist of the century and did the impossible. Pete is joined by the hilarious Dara Jemmott, host of the great "Comedians for Hire" podcast. Music Provided by Paper Yellow Music.

For our first Bonus Episode, we're going to be telling the story of one of the most ingenious heists/cons you've never heard of. This is the story of Barbara "The Golden Boos" Erni and a con that feels straight out of a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. This episode's guest is NYC Comic and TikTok star Freddy G. Music Provided by Paper Yellow Music.

When Louis XV commissioned a necklace for his favorite mistress, he couldn't know that he was setting in motion a series of events that would help spark the French Revolution, but that's exactly what happened. This is the story of the Affair of the Diamond Necklace - a scam that cost some people millions in diamonds and cost others their heads.On this Episode, Pete is joined by Steve Cohen, a fantastic NYC based comic and producer. If you'd like to support the show, please consider joining our Patreon for early access to episodes and other fun perks. www.patreon.com/icanstealthatMusic provided by Paper Yellow Music.

Did you know that there's a maple syrup mafia AND a maple syrup black market? On this episode, we're going to talk about the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist - and how tens of thousands of gallons of brown gold - worth 50 times as much as crude oil - were stolen.My guest on this episode is NYC Comic and Actor Ralph Anthony.Music provided by Paper Yellow Music.

The only thing scarier than someone that spends months planning a jewel heist is somebody that can plan it in a day. Gerald Blanchard is one of those kinds of thieves. Not only did he pull of a movie quality heist on a whim, he led police down an insane rabbit hole of international bank heists and a shadowy crime syndicate that spanned continents. Pete is joined again in this episode by Patrick Loller, a NYC based comic and army veteran. EDITOR'S NOTE - For some reason I kept saying Gerald's name as Gerard for pretty much the entire episode. I have no idea why I did this - it was written correctly in my notes. Maybe it's my TBI, maybe it's because I've been binging Umbrella Academy, I don't know. That said, this episode was too fun to redo, so I'm leaving it as is, but I wanted to clarify that I had made this error. I'll be more careful in the future.If you'd like to support this podcast's patreon, please sign up atwww.patreon.com/icanstealthatMusic provided by Paper Yellow Music.

On this episode of I Can Steal That, we cover our first pyramid scheme! LuLaRoe didn't just sell buttery soft leggings, they sold the dream of financial independence to thousands of women across the world. For a while, these dreams came true for several consultants that were suddenly making tens of thousands of dollars a month, but eventually the LuLaRoe bubble burst and left its consultants with broken dreams and empty bank accounts.This episode's guest is Tracey Carnazzo, the host of the fantastic 90 Day Fiance and Teen Mom Trash Talk podcasts, and is also the host of the new "Only In NY" podcast.Music by Paper Yellow Music

The hardest part of almost every heist is selling what you've stolen, but today we're going to discuss a crime that's half art heist, half cyber crime, and all brilliant, because the thief just skipped the whole "stealing the painting" bit and went straight to the money, leaving no trace and a messy legal battle behind. Pete's joined today by his friend and great comic out of Columbus Georgia, James Etchison. Music provided by Paper Yellow Music.

Jesse James is one of the most prolific outlaws in history - both within America and globally. Jesse and his gang are responsible for the first bank robbery AND the first train robbery in American History and his life story is full of hardship, danger, and violence. This is a special episode - a joint production with the fantastic American Loser Podcast. Pete and KP Burke join forces to tell the story of Jesse's incredible life and how he changed the face of American crime forever.

On December 22, 2000 three men pulled off the kind of heist that you usually see in movies. Carbombs, speedboats, this one has it all!Pete is joined by the hilarious Raanan Hershberg as they discuss this daring caper and heist movies in general. Check out Raanan's set on James Corden here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTC5aih32zEMusic provided by Paper Yellow Music.