I Can't Believe I'm a Loser

HOLY JUNK, we are back to talk 2012 into oblivion!  This week Professor of NATURAL FEELINGS Bradley Depew is our guest.  We invite him into our world of projectile vomiting, rollerblading, snakebites, stinky cheeses and the ethical dilemma faced when you find a twenty dollar bill in the gutter.  PLUS: RAP WARS and a QUIZ Daniel wrote ABOUT HIMSELF!

We missed you!  Sorry this is so late -- this year we promise to get our game strong.  The PowerHour (60 shots of beer in 60 mins) sorta backfired on us.  Then we get real sappy/lovey dovey.  Happy New Year!

Ho Ho Ho, now I have a machine gun.

HEY WHAT'S UP?? This week DIRTY STANK DOG and the Lil COCKER DANIEL penetrate DEEP into sordid stories of: PENETRATION, PRE-MATURE EJACULATIONS, RAGING SOFT-ONS and the ABCS of DIRTY WORDS.  Need I say more? It's dirty, revealing, and revelatory.  LISTEN//SHARE!!!!

Whoa, we just got SO WOO-WOO!! This week Elissa Ball introduces us to crystals, Tarot, Haiku, and incense! Also: Paul sings the theme to Cheers in it's ENTIRETY, we spot AMANDA KNOX STEALING PISTACHIOS RED-HANDED, we SYNC-UP and discuss the rigors of SPOTTING, and introduce new stakes to RAP WARS.  Listen up, we are totally trending so hard right now!

This week we get back to our roots: JUST THE TWO OF US STYLE!  Re-live a time when one of us HAD OUR V-CARD taken away, listen to an intense debate about whether a vampire is ALLOWED TO JOIN THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL SQUAD, why are DADS such DADS? AND: a very special NOCTURNAL EMISSION! Clean your house and LISTEN UP.

This week we invite the INPENETRABLE Carlos Lopez into our zone! Also: we find a hot trustafarian, we dip tampons in holy water and SUCK ON THEM, Carlos hides a secret in a CARDBOARD BOX, and we all admit to having SHRIMPS IN OUR POCKETS.  WISE-UP, GET REAL, LISTEN IN!!!

This week we are joined by artist and musician extraordinaire Brian Standeford.  Paul thinks he’s dying.  Brian gets propositioned at a party.  Potential mistresses have the cops called on them. Daniel sneezes twice.  Listen hard and go to Brian’s art show 11.10.11 at Bauhaus coffee on Capitol Hill.

Ever wonder what it sounds like when Daniel talks to himself in a large living room where a cat is puking?  WELL YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!  Finally, our equipment turned on us, OR Paul's mom's house is CURSED.... WHICH IS IT?  I say both.  Sorry for the tease, but not really.  See y'all next week!