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In this episode, we go deep on virtual reality (VR) porn, viewing some of the best (and worst) the internet has to offer.

Topics covered in this episode:

Intro - Our neighbors are dicks

Lollipop Chainsaw - A VR XXX Parody

VR Paradise

The Girls Next Door

SinVR

Scooby Doo - A XXX Parody

In this episode, we cover TWO horror themed porns! Is it bad porn? Is it good porn? That's up to you to decide...

Part I:

Within

Studio: Adult Time

Series: Under The Bed

Directors: Joanna Angel, Fred August

Writers: Joanna Angel, Bree Mills, Fistopher Nolan

Starring: Emma Hix, Emily Willis, Michael Vegas

https://www.puretaboo.com/en/video/puretaboo/Within/166566

Part II:

The Night They Came For Lacy

Studio: Adult Time

Series: Under The Bed

Director: Joanna Angel

Writer: Joanna Angel

Starring: Lacy Lennon, Katrina Jade, Joanna Angel, Small Hands (also credited as "Aaron Hands")

https://www.puretaboo.com/en/video/underthebed/The-Night-They-Came-For-Lacy/166635

Today we bring you the tale of The Mischievous Sleepwalker. This one contains a chronic sleepwalker, a VERY close family, and a radioactive watermelon. How do these things fit together? You'll have to listen to find out!

The Mischievous Sleepwalker

Studio: Free Use Milf

Actors:

Kayla Paige

Zerella Skies

This is a special announcement about the future of "I Can't Fap To This".

We have some special episodes coming up and lots more bad porn!

It's finally here! The end of the epic journey of Fuck-O-Mania! Tune in to find out who wins Fuck-O-Mania...maybe there will even be some surprise guests join Chyna in the ring!

Chyna Is Queen of the Ring

Director: B. Skow

Starring:

Chyna as Chyna

Lisa Ann as Stephanie K. McMahon

Valerie Kay as Ring Announcer

Alex Sanders as Ric Flair

Anthony Hardwood as Triple H

Cyrus King as Stone Cold Steve Austin

Evan Stone as Hulk Hogan

Justin Magnum as Bret Hart

Lee Stone as Vincent K. McMahon

Marco Banderas as The Iron Sheik

Ralph Long as Doink The Clown

Sledge Hammer as The Rock

TJ Cummings as John Cena

Tommy Pistol as Mean Gene Okerlund

John Huck as Commentator (voice)

Ron Jeremy as Captain Lou Albano (listed in the credits as Ron Jeremy)

Ashe is continuing our coverage of FUCK-O-MANIA by covering our first match. Jizz-a-palooza!

Featuring our Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna, and a whole gang of parody wrestlers.

Chyna Is Queen of the Ring

Director: B. Skow

Starring:

Chyna as Chyna

Lisa Ann as Stephanie K. McMahon

Valerie Kay as Ring Announcer

Alex Sanders as Ric Flair

Anthony Hardwood as Triple H

Cyrus King as Stone Cold Steve Austin

Evan Stone as Hulk Hogan

Justin Magnum as Bret Hart

Lee Stone as Vincent K. McMahon

Marco Banderas as The Iron Sheik

Ralph Long as Doink The Clown

Sledge Hammer as The Rock

TJ Cummings as John Cena

Tommy Pistol as Mean Gene Okerlund

John Huck as Commentator (voice)

Ron Jeremy as Captain Lou Albano (listed in the credits as Ron Jeremy)

Ashe is going to be closely covering our main event this evening, starring the Ninth Wonder of the World. Chyna!!

Chyna Is Queen of the Ring

Director: B. Skow

Starring:

Chyna as Chyna

Lisa Ann as Stephanie K. McMahon

Valerie Kay as Ring Announcer

Alex Sanders as Ric Flair

Anthony Hardwood as Triple H

Cyrus King as Stone Cold Steve Austin

Evan Stone as Hulk Hogan

Justin Magnum as Bret Hart

Lee Stone as Vincent K. McMahon

Marco Banderas as The Iron Sheik

Ralph Long as Doink The Clown

Sledge Hammer as The Rock 

TJ Cummings as John Cena 

Tommy Pistol as Mean Gene Okerlund

John Huck as Commentator (voice)

Ron Jeremy as Captain Lou Albano (listed in the credits as Ron Jeremy)

Today Ashe is covering found footage from the jungles of Tiajuana. It's a cannibal holocaust parody...

Terrors From The Clit 2

Studio: 

Starring:

Candi Cotton

Kiki D'Aire

Kristi Myst

Gauge

Arnold Schwartzenpecker

This week Ashe is ruining our childhood as she covers parody porn of one of our beloved creepy and cooky families. 

The Addams Family Orgy (a.k.a. Addams Family Strokes)

Studio: Family Strokes

Starring:

Kate Bloom as Wednesday Addams

Audrey Noir as Morticia Addams

Eric John and Gomez Addams

Juan El Caballa Loco as Pugsley Addams

Dick Chibbles as Fester Addams