We have a national emergency! Opioids are...wait what’s that, It’s not opioids? Ok, gun violence...what? It’s not gun violence either? Ok, income inequality...dammit, that’s not it either? What is the emergency then? Immigration? How is that even possible when we have had steep declines in both legal and illegal immigration over the past decade or so? Oh, Trump says that he has different numbers than the numbers of the agencies in charge of dealing with these things? Fuck me nothing makes sense! However, libs got owned when a lib faked his attack, a dude tried to poop at Home Depot only to get the bomb squad called on him, and some stoners found...a tiger? Nothing matters, own the libs!