Who might you be, if you were you in an alternate 1985? Josh and Mike make totally uneducated comparisons between the awesome Jeff Bridges vehicle The Old Man, the mind-glowingly creative Everything Everywhere All at Once, and Midjourney.ai, the ai driven generative art tool that's gonna put us outta work.

Unrealized dreams or no dreams at all. Josh wanted to be anything but couldn’t get into college. Mike set the bar real low in order to not be disappointed when he failed. A show without food or poop talk, where we get some clarity on why we do what we do

From having sex with fruit to being ambushed by sweaty armpits, we do a deep dive into that special time when puberty, um, comes. And here’s no playbook for it. Also a very awkward transition from porn to bagels.

Parental advisory recommended. As in, we really hope our parents don’t listen to this one!

Josh and Mike are back with a new intro! Mike thinks clowns are fundamentally creepy. Josh handled a gun for the very first time. And Mike and fam save the neighbor from certain death!

In which Josh & Mike actually disagree for an entire episode! Josh joined Mike in a car rally, on a near-100 mile drive, in a classic Porsche. Mike loved it and says so. Josh is like, meh, but hanging out together was fun!

Gordons (whatever those are), dragons, fantasy and science fiction. One of those things don’t exist. Or they all do. Josh and Mike get into it over the differences between Sci-Fi and Fantasy, and somehow LSD plus 90s teen movies make their way into the conversation. Mike hates U turns. Won't do 'em. And Josh uses dodgeball to get back at his children.

Josh thinks Jewish food is terrible. But no, he's never had Mike’s matzo balls in his soup. We agree that even smart people can be super dumb and dangerous, and Josh is changing his name for every zoom meeting going forward.

Amidst a conversation FULL of technical difficulties due to Josh's decision to refuse to pay for better internet, the dog saga continues, Mike won't tell his dad that his face is flammable,  Josh nearly blows his face off with a homemade smoke bomb, and the Fart Museum makes its first appearance.

In which we discuss the merit of combat sports for kids, surviving parenthood, the American River and a drunk driver. All in under an hour!

Mike comes in hot about the chronologically impaired people in his family, Josh finds a thing to like about the dog, and they go deeper  on soviet summer camp and the ensuing potential for deep therapy.