Meet Bill and Noah -- they’re a couple of witty teenagers like you, fast with a quip, they eat go-gurt out of a tube, and grind out wicked skateboard moves with.... skateboards. They discuss the weighty and sad Netflix sensation “13 Reasons Why,” a suicide parable about thin, wealthy teens played by 26-year-olds.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a 13 Reasons Why?

12:50 -- Why is 13 Reasons Why so popular?

21:57 -- Would you have liked 13 Reasons Why if you were a kid?

28:44 -- Is 13 Reasons Why a sign of the apocalypse?

33:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of 13 Reasons Why based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Vienna” by Ultravox.

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Bill and Noah get their grubby hands on an even number of cups to stack swiftly, as some of the sharpest minds of the younger generations do. They talk about how inscrutable the practice of cup stacking seems to old men.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Sport Stacking?

11:13 -- Why is Sport Stacking so popular?

16:28 -- Would you have liked Sport Stacking if you were a kid?

20:07 -- Is Sport Stacking a sign of the apocalypse?

25:35 -- Is your irrational hatred of Sport Stacking based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "New Tomorrow” by Miami Nights 1984.

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Mix four tablespoons of Bill with three tablespoons of Noah, sprinkle a little borax on them and you get slime. It’s the hottest sensation amongst teen girls, and they try to figure out what the hell the appeal is.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Slime?

9:57 -- Why is Slime so popular?

16:54 -- Would you have liked Slime if you were a kid?

21:49 -- Is Slime a sign of the apocalypse?

24:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of Slime based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Rydeen” by Yellow Magic Orchestra.

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Bill and Noah probe the soulless reaches of Bruno Mars, trying to reach some sort of concrete definition of self. Noah finds the slick pop to be pleasing and non-threatening, while Bill tires of identity-free art blowing up huge with the kids.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who the fuck is Bruno Mars?

19:13 -- Why is Bruno Mars so popular?

29:37 -- Would you have liked Bruno Mars if you were a kid?

34:10 -- Is Bruno Mars a sign of the apocalypse?

39:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "24K Magic” by Bruno Mars.

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Bill and Noah probe the soulless reaches of Bruno Mars, trying to reach some sort of concrete definition of self. Noah finds the slick pop to be pleasing and non-threatening, while Bill tires of identity-free art blowing up huge with the kids.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who the fuck is Bruno Mars?

19:13 -- Why is Bruno Mars so popular?

29:37 -- Would you have liked Bruno Mars if you were a kid?

34:10 -- Is Bruno Mars a sign of the apocalypse?

39:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "24K Magic” by Bruno Mars.

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The level of meta irony is stunning as a podcast looks at another podcast -- this time, Noah and Bill consider the McElroy Brothers’ show “My Brother, My Brother, and Me,” an audio show with a 30 minute Seeso video series following close behind.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is My Brother, My Brother, and Me?

12:41 -- Why is My Brother, My Brother, and Me so popular?

18:35 -- Would you have liked My Brother, My Brother, and Me if you were a kid?

20:48 -- Is My Brother, My Brother, and Me a sign of the apocalypse?

25:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of My Brother, My Brother, and Me based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "A Sermon” by The Police.

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Hell has filled up, so Transformers will walk the earth. Michael Bay has thoroughly warped not only a good brand of transforming robots, but the very art of motion filmmaking with five travesties in a row. So, Bill and Noah ask, why are these things so popular around the planet Earth?

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Transformers?

16:18 -- Why is Transformers so popular?

23:13 -- Would you have liked Transformers if you were a kid?

26:36 -- Is Transformers a sign of the apocalypse?

30:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Transformers based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Transformographagizers Theme” and “Soundwave By Dre” by the Auralnauts (http://auralnauts.com, @auralnauts)

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The ratings juggernaut that’s sweeping the sweeps is NBC’s “This Is Us,” a shmaltzy yet highly effective drama with comedic notes about many generations of a family. Noah and Bill talk about Very Special TV and somehow manage to leave Gordon Jump’s bicycle repair man off the table.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is This Is Us?

16:34 -- Why is This Is Us so popular?

20:44 -- Would you have liked This Is Us if you were a kid?

24:00 -- Is This Is Us a sign of the apocalypse?

29:23 -- Is your irrational hatred of This Is Us based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Technopop” by The Buggles.

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They’re sweeping the nation, and the bellies of seagulls and turtles -- tomorrow’s plastic detritus is today’s hottest sensation, the FIDGET TOY! Noah and Bill preoccupy themselves with useless time-wasting to better get a handle on what’s fuelling this craze.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Fidget Toy?

12:48 -- Why are Fidget Toys so popular?

14:45 -- Would you have liked Fidget Toys if you were a kid?

20:00 -- Are Fidget Toys a sign of the apocalypse?

24:18 -- Is your irrational hatred of Fidget Toys based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Tenfold” by Thundercat (Segment audio by the Associated Press, FOX29 Philadelphia, GizmoSlip, and Curioseando).

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If you like $300 t-shirts, you’ll love SUPREME. A “streetwear” label founded in NYC in 1994, this is the latest in a long line of conspicuously-consumed status symbols, an entity which Noah and Bill understand but have no time for.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Supreme?

15:27 -- Why is Supreme so popular?

21:00 -- Would you have liked Supreme if you were a kid?

23:57 -- Is Supreme a sign of the apocalypse?

26:59 -- Is your irrational hatred of Supreme based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Teenage Color” by College (Segment audio from Complex and GQ magazine).

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