I Don't Get It Podcast

Under scrutiny this week is an oleaginous Angeleno named Adam Levine, the well-known frontman of Maroon 5. If you’re a 13-year-old girl, you might as well just tune out right now.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Adam Levine?

16:18 -- Why is Adam Levine so popular?

19:58 -- Would you have liked Adam Levine if you were a kid?

24:54 -- Is Adam Levine a sign of the apocalypse?

28:04 -- Is your irrational hatred of Adam Levine based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Adam Levine” by Electric Six.

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Noah and Bill are treating tiny collectible Shopkin toys as candies, and like any good toddler they’re choking on tiny pieces of plastic. Listen as we describe this childhood phenomenon.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Shopkins?

16:39 -- Why are Shopkins so popular?

22:54 -- Would you have liked Shopkins if you were a kid?

26:57 -- Are Shopkins a sign of the apocalypse?

29:36 -- Is your irrational hatred of Shopkins based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Candy” by Morphine.

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We take an observational look at streaming service cut-up Aziz Ansari, a man who has climbed the walls of success quite rapidly. There might be some intersection with Noah’s own comedy career, and a few of Bill’s friends, but they make an effort to be as impartial as possible.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Aziz Ansari?

15:22 -- Why is Aziz Ansari so popular?

23:43 -- Would you have liked Aziz Ansari if you were a kid?

28:54 -- Is Aziz Ansari a sign of the apocalypse?

32:51 -- Is your irrational hatred of Aziz Ansari based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Galaxy (I’m the Ruler)” by Bill Campbell & Aaron Harry.

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Noah and Bill take a trip to a Canadian soundstage designed to look mysterious and sexy -- the only town dangerous enough to be called Riverdale! We’re not talking about the leafy Bronx neighborhood, but the desperate cash grab by the CW to cash in on ancient IP.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Riverdale?

13:04 -- Why is Riverdale so popular?

22:52 -- Would you have liked Riverdale if you were a kid?

24:27 -- Is Riverdale a sign of the apocalypse?

29:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of Riverdale based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Candy Girl” by Josie and the Pussycats.

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Noah and Bill are ordering a bunch of bullshit they don’t need from Amazon and they carefully open the boxes on camera to show you. Want to hear them talk about?

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Unboxing?

16:13 -- Why is Unboxing so popular?

19:42 -- Would you have liked Unboxing if you were a kid?

23:22 -- Is Unboxing a sign of the apocalypse?

28:09 -- Is your irrational hatred of Unboxing based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "3 Lock Box” by Sammy Hagar.

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Swinging in the backyard, pull up in your fast car whistling my name. Open up a beer and you say get over here and play a video game. For some godforsaken reason kids are watching recordings of other kids playing games. We try to puzzle this out.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What are a Video Game Playthroughs?

10:11 -- Why are Video Game Playthroughs so popular?

13:58 -- Would you have liked Video Game Playthroughs if you were a kid?

17:19 -- Are Video Game Playthroughs a sign of the apocalypse?

19:57 -- Is your irrational hatred of Video Game Playthroughs based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Video Games” by Lana Del Rey..

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Meet Bill and Noah -- they’re a couple of witty teenagers like you, fast with a quip, they eat go-gurt out of a tube, and grind out wicked skateboard moves with.... skateboards. They discuss the weighty and sad Netflix sensation “13 Reasons Why,” a suicide parable about thin, wealthy teens played by 26-year-olds.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a 13 Reasons Why?

12:50 -- Why is 13 Reasons Why so popular?

21:57 -- Would you have liked 13 Reasons Why if you were a kid?

28:44 -- Is 13 Reasons Why a sign of the apocalypse?

33:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of 13 Reasons Why based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Vienna” by Ultravox.

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Bill and Noah get their grubby hands on an even number of cups to stack swiftly, as some of the sharpest minds of the younger generations do. They talk about how inscrutable the practice of cup stacking seems to old men.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Sport Stacking?

11:13 -- Why is Sport Stacking so popular?

16:28 -- Would you have liked Sport Stacking if you were a kid?

20:07 -- Is Sport Stacking a sign of the apocalypse?

25:35 -- Is your irrational hatred of Sport Stacking based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "New Tomorrow” by Miami Nights 1984.

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Mix four tablespoons of Bill with three tablespoons of Noah, sprinkle a little borax on them and you get slime. It’s the hottest sensation amongst teen girls, and they try to figure out what the hell the appeal is.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Slime?

9:57 -- Why is Slime so popular?

16:54 -- Would you have liked Slime if you were a kid?

21:49 -- Is Slime a sign of the apocalypse?

24:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of Slime based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Rydeen” by Yellow Magic Orchestra.

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Bill and Noah probe the soulless reaches of Bruno Mars, trying to reach some sort of concrete definition of self. Noah finds the slick pop to be pleasing and non-threatening, while Bill tires of identity-free art blowing up huge with the kids.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who the fuck is Bruno Mars?

19:13 -- Why is Bruno Mars so popular?

29:37 -- Would you have liked Bruno Mars if you were a kid?

34:10 -- Is Bruno Mars a sign of the apocalypse?

39:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "24K Magic” by Bruno Mars.

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