I Don't Get It Podcast

Bill and Noah probe the soulless reaches of Bruno Mars, trying to reach some sort of concrete definition of self. Noah finds the slick pop to be pleasing and non-threatening, while Bill tires of identity-free art blowing up huge with the kids.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and Who the fuck is Bruno Mars?

19:13 -- Why is Bruno Mars so popular?

29:37 -- Would you have liked Bruno Mars if you were a kid?

34:10 -- Is Bruno Mars a sign of the apocalypse?

39:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "24K Magic” by Bruno Mars.

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The level of meta irony is stunning as a podcast looks at another podcast -- this time, Noah and Bill consider the McElroy Brothers’ show “My Brother, My Brother, and Me,” an audio show with a 30 minute Seeso video series following close behind.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is My Brother, My Brother, and Me?

12:41 -- Why is My Brother, My Brother, and Me so popular?

18:35 -- Would you have liked My Brother, My Brother, and Me if you were a kid?

20:48 -- Is My Brother, My Brother, and Me a sign of the apocalypse?

25:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of My Brother, My Brother, and Me based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "A Sermon” by The Police.

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Hell has filled up, so Transformers will walk the earth. Michael Bay has thoroughly warped not only a good brand of transforming robots, but the very art of motion filmmaking with five travesties in a row. So, Bill and Noah ask, why are these things so popular around the planet Earth?

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Transformers?

16:18 -- Why is Transformers so popular?

23:13 -- Would you have liked Transformers if you were a kid?

26:36 -- Is Transformers a sign of the apocalypse?

30:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Transformers based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Transformographagizers Theme” and “Soundwave By Dre” by the Auralnauts (http://auralnauts.com, @auralnauts)

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The ratings juggernaut that’s sweeping the sweeps is NBC’s “This Is Us,” a shmaltzy yet highly effective drama with comedic notes about many generations of a family. Noah and Bill talk about Very Special TV and somehow manage to leave Gordon Jump’s bicycle repair man off the table.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is This Is Us?

16:34 -- Why is This Is Us so popular?

20:44 -- Would you have liked This Is Us if you were a kid?

24:00 -- Is This Is Us a sign of the apocalypse?

29:23 -- Is your irrational hatred of This Is Us based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Technopop” by The Buggles.

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They’re sweeping the nation, and the bellies of seagulls and turtles -- tomorrow’s plastic detritus is today’s hottest sensation, the FIDGET TOY! Noah and Bill preoccupy themselves with useless time-wasting to better get a handle on what’s fuelling this craze.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Fidget Toy?

12:48 -- Why are Fidget Toys so popular?

14:45 -- Would you have liked Fidget Toys if you were a kid?

20:00 -- Are Fidget Toys a sign of the apocalypse?

24:18 -- Is your irrational hatred of Fidget Toys based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Tenfold” by Thundercat (Segment audio by the Associated Press, FOX29 Philadelphia, GizmoSlip, and Curioseando).

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If you like $300 t-shirts, you’ll love SUPREME. A “streetwear” label founded in NYC in 1994, this is the latest in a long line of conspicuously-consumed status symbols, an entity which Noah and Bill understand but have no time for.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Supreme?

15:27 -- Why is Supreme so popular?

21:00 -- Would you have liked Supreme if you were a kid?

23:57 -- Is Supreme a sign of the apocalypse?

26:59 -- Is your irrational hatred of Supreme based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Teenage Color” by College (Segment audio from Complex and GQ magazine).

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They are little and yellow, and they are also insipid. Noah Tarnow says you don’t have anything to worry about from a harmless children’s property, but Bill Scurry is puzzled by their alien anuses.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and Who are the Minions?

17:50 -- Why are Minions so popular?

20:28 -- Would you have liked Minions if you were a kid?

23:15 -- Are Minions a sign of the apocalypse?

25:58 -- Is your irrational hatred of Minions based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Despicable Me” by Pharrell (Segment audio from “Minions” and Despicable Me” films).

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Noah and Bill whisper and tap their way through an encounter with AUTONOMOUS SENSORY MERIDIAN RESPONSE, better known as the arcane art of ASMR. We discover that Bill is a fiend for it, and Noah gets tingly hearing pickles being crunched.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a ASMR?

13:26 -- Why is ASMR so popular?

23:11 -- Would you have liked ASMR if you were a kid?

24:55 -- Is ASMR a sign of the apocalypse?

27:32 -- Is your irrational hatred of ASMR based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Unquiet Slumbers For the Sleepers” by Genesis (Segment audio by HeatherFeather, Gentlewhispering, Neil Cooper, The Chew, and FairyChar)

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Men (and women) meet in the octagon to hurt each other using MIXED MARTIAL ARTS, but in spite of Noah’s avowed fandom of wrestling and Bill’s yellow-bellied cowardice, they just can’t get down with bloodsport.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a MMA?

12:25 -- How do you reconcile the violence outside the MMA ring?

15:10 -- Why is MMA so popular?

18:54 -- Would you have liked MMA if you were a kid?

21:56 -- Is MMA a sign of the apocalypse?

24:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of MMA based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Mars: Bringer of War” by Emerson, Lake, and Powell. (Segment audio by Tommy Toehold)

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LANA DEL REY is a sad ghost who sings as if her top lip is numb, and for some reason she endures. Noah and Bill get into it as only two middle-aged men far out of her demo could possibly cover the topic.

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00:00-14:17 -- Introduction, and Who is Lana Del Rey?

14:33-20:57 -- Why is Lana Del Rey so popular?

21:11-22:42 -- Would you have liked Lana Del Rey if you were a kid?

22:56-27:41 -- Is Lana Del Rey a sign of the apocalypse?

27:55-30:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of Lana Del Rey based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Pepsi Cola” by Lana Del Rey.

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