Who was the first person to drink bull semen? ...and gosh darn he was right! Also, 10 steps to make a sports movie. And the new math for all Americans.

Alternate Realities: If there are infinite versions of me in other dimensions, why am I stuck in the one where I'm poor and single?

Other Q&A includes:

-Can I vacation like a baller in Southeast Asia? (Even though I'm not a baller)

-High fashion? More like rope and trash bags...

Woman swallows engagement ring and REFUSES to shit it out. She dreams of getting mugged and eats her ring to protect it.

Other Q&A includes:

-Is a VOLCANO going to kill us all??? ...It has before.

-What was the LOUDEST sound ever made on earth? (Yes, it was even louder than the War of the World machines)

Cats have 9 lives but never seem to die... you can throw them around and toss them out windows. Do practically whatever you want to them... you can even throw your cat out of a 20 story window! (but you shouldn't!).

Other Q&A includes:

-Patrick Swayze, Mel Gibson, and other epic mullets. AND Sleep help: Turn on the hair drier, pop an Ambien and turn off Twitter.

Listeners question of "How do aphrodisiacs work?" I mean, oysters? Chocolate? Even hot peppers? We get to the bottom of it in this episode along with other emailed in questions...

Q&A includes:

-Treasure Hunt created by super rich man Forest Fenn is waiting to be discovered in the Rocky Mountain chain in our very own US of A. I mean, hell... there’s 20 Million Dollars buried in the Rocky Mountains! Sign me up! That will be my stimulus package.

-30 years of hit love songs all written by ONE woman.

-Walter (Big Lebowski) never “rolls” on Shabbas/ Saturday

Q&A includes:

Three Practical ways to date T Swift / would you swipe left on Channing Tatum? /The exclusive celebrity dating app Raya.

Can you teach a flying squirrel to steal wallets? /Lazy people pets: Shark or Flying Squirrel?

“F you JC Penny, no one likes you.” Corona Virus (covid-19) is going to bankrupt major businesses, so buy a flying squirrel and stay home.

This weeks questions and answers include: Whale reincarnation and what you need to know. Why do whales have weird sh*t on their skin? How do whales actually get barnacles and do the barnacles weigh them down? Other questions: Coke, Pepsi, and a Coke competitor from the 90's Virgin Cola. Video game memory cards and how they ruined our childhood.

This weeks questions and answers include: "how many Spotify streams does a band need to make $40?" ...And comparing Pandora to Spotify to Soundcloud. "Is speed reading bullshit?" And can you learn to read 10 pages a minute? "Kids are becoming millionaires by playing video games you've never heard of."

In the very special first episode of I Don't Have Time To Google That Sh*t, Jonas and Kelly explore the world of craigslist creeps, aquafaba antics, eggs in Europe and flip-flop faux pas.