I Don't Know Her

This week on I Don't Know Her we're gunning for a tight 45 minute episode GO GO GO. It's a party & we're celebrating birthdays, equality & terrible lifetime tv movies! Libra season may be out of whack, but who cares when our sisters in Northern Ireland has new rights coming out the wazoo! This week's Karen is so excited about it they could jump out of their skin!

Our gals are big ol thespians today as Bláithín enjoys her Céilí injection and Aoife enjoys what frankly sounds like a nightmare experience but who are you to judge? BACK OFF! Ah no come back. On the chopping block this week is BEAVERS. Well, pubic hair, as our pair discuss the discussions around it. Are you werkin that merkin? Sorry. Also sorry that you’re SAD this season, but look that’s natural, they’ve even got a name for it! We don’t like that name. 

Karen this week is flapping away like her dad owns the place.

If you thought you'd had enough nun puns this week well you've got anunder thing coming (sorry not sorry, Aoife is here to teach you that old habits die hard WINK WINK okay that's enough). Bláithín proclaims frankly too much love for adult-themed cartoon Big Mouth which at this stage is more educational than real life. Irish culture is under the hammer both literally and linguistically with our pair coming to de-stipple your homes and... the Irish education system by asking you to sign a petition to make Irish better taught in schools. That's genuinely wholesome so we won't joke about it.  

Karen this week is one salty dog, or something we still don't actually quite know...

This week on I Don't Know Her disaster has struck your favorite duo as faith has ripped them apart! Aoife's body has succumbed to the pressures of being a constant badass and has left her bedridden but worry not as Bláithín is joined by producer Andy to chat dating The Rock, why fast and furious is a masterpiece and people need to step off talking crap about the legend that is Greta Thunberg. Plus with Karen also in her sick bed Andy takes a page out of his own podcast Be Grand and throws some exam exams at Bláithín. We shall overcome. 

Music and musicians! Sleep and sleep monsters! Cardi B, natch. 

On nthis instalment of your favourite podcast that doesn't know 'Her' - Aoife is breaking down songs and Bláithín is JUST trying to SLEEP goddamnit jesus why won't you let her sleep. She wouldn't be the only one that's lazy with a certain singer on the line for not singing her... lines. And she's not the only celebrity getting a mention! This week's Karen seems like they deserved it tbh...

We are alllllll about IRISH ART AND CULTURE this week with Bláithín giving us the post-show scoop on her Fringe show, even if there were some drawbacks in that she is a HUMAN (she is still upset about not being superhuman); Aoife celebrates Irish film and both lament the death of Dublin city's once-vibrant landscape since it's being eaten up by greedy vultures - who smells? Hotels! Yeah we know it's a stretch.

Karen this week is a place you can see your favourite 90s Japanese cartoons AND Mount Fuji, what could wheelie go wrong?

All aboard the skelecopter! Strap yourselves in for an episode of I Don't Know Her that's as delirious as ever. Aoife & Bláithín reveal that they've been moonlighting as taxi drivers turned magical Victorian nannies. We say no thanks to rebrands and hello to a Karen who's having a bit of an identity crisis *moo*

Crack open a box of shite euro store sweets and let's get to business! We're pulling a switcheroo on the podcast this week and giving ourselves new names because WE'RE IN CHARGE. So join your new hosts Kate Middleton (Aoife) & Fart Diarrhea (Bláithín) and their white noise machine for chats about couches, glittery teenage TV, podcasts and more! Finally, Karen this week definitely ISN'T a vampire.

We're back babies! After a week off, Blá & Aoife are on a serious festival comedown, but we're party people and this is our party podcast! Bláithín talks the highs and lows of her Edinburgh Fringe experience and Aoife gets a serious dose of Self Esteem. We're scared because the world is on fire BUT at least we can listen to some soulful pop along the way! Our improv segment this week is structurally sound (we'll cross Karen's bridge when we get to it).

Say it with us: we're 30, flirty & THRIVING! That's right, we're 30 episodes in and things are more bananas than ever. Our producer, the original Werthers Original, Andy Gaffney joins us for this landmark episode & Aoife celebrates by getting stuck in the microphone.  We talk inspiring sentences, booby statues, the Irish language and bad men being bad again. This mega episode takes you on a journey into the deep dark depths of our minds, only to reveal that in the end, Bláithín's a  *snack*.