I talk about what a waste of time today was, loud phone talkers and recording when I need to so I have it when I don’t want to.

I recorded this one a day early because I’m back in the office three days a week - surprise, I talk about this. I talk about what the first day back in was like, how boring it all was and how uncomfortable it is listening to co-workers hit on each other (well, one hitting on another uninterested party).

I talk about how tired I am, telling people the massage parlour is closed when they ring my doorbell and make some half-arsed confusing recommendations.

I talk about what a mess the last week has been, an additional car accident and working from home.

I’m pretty sure I introduce this as the 27th one. Maybe not. It’s been a crazy week. I talk about the new job, my girlfriends car accident and weird LinkedIn behaviour.

I talk about coming up with an actual format for the show, getting belligerent on Monday night and a workplace prank that may have sent a Muslim to hell.

I celebrate six months of consistently putting out garbage every week. I talk about quitting my job, having a difficult weekend with the girlfriend and mincing poodles.

I talk about recording and then deleting episodes, weird things that happen at work and chomosexuals.

I talk about what’s happening downstairs, cleaning your ears out with a key and telling people you’re dead inside for fun.

I talk about how and why this is a rushed episode, why I’m suspicious of my girlfriend and ponder why a stranger is walking around a closed child care centre I live next to.