August 20, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/20

What is the best goose? Where does Cat's dad work and what is his job? (it's not what you think!) Who has opinions, should they have them, and how do we determine the difference? Additionally, Cat aims to annoy every nerd listening with her Cake Is A Lie Reckon. Finally, a Cat is discussed, and Guy frantically attempts to end the podcast in order to attend a meeting.

August 19, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/19

Once more into the garfield, folks. Once more. 62 episodes! That's a silly amount! And the cat STILL dislikes the dog! The worst thing is, one of us rather likes this strip. Is it actually any good, or have we just been ground down? Also, what was our wedding like, do cheeses posess rotational symmetry, and what would happen if you showed a meccano owl to another, non-meccano owl?

August 18, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/18

Oh Garfield, you naughty cat. You don't like the dog and so you tried to put a murder on him with a big bone.

This week we talk about Uri Geller, why Cat would be a terrible magician's assistant, and where ghosts come from, we reckon. Guy also briefly gets some ointment out of a tube and puts it in his pocket. For later.

August 17, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/17

Episode 60! Six-tee! That's so many! Good grief! To celebrate the occasion, there is some Intermittent Drilling, though luckily it doesn't sound too bad. Today we talk about tropical holidays, the anxieties of trying to speak a foreign language, The Bin Men, what Guy's dad meant by "Venice", and the difficulties of living with a partner who is Extremely Awake in the mornings. Then Garfield dribbles Odie. Also, excitingly, there is something different about the sound! Can YOU tell?

August 16, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/16

Episode 59 is here! We talk about satire, integrity, and how different the olympic hurdles would be if every athlete had a remote-controlled buttplug up in them that was controlled by one of the opposing teams. You know, like you would expect from a Garfield podcast?

August 15, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/15

Episode 58 is here! Some slime toy digressions, Guy's tragic realisation that he wouldn't be that much use at a sex party, more of the inevitable neurotypical v neurodivergent chat, Sondheim slander, new microphone settings, and a Garfield strip that Catherine genuinely hates. This truly is the podcast that has it all*

August 14, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/14

As I type this I am honestly not sure whether this recording worked. This is very exciting to me. This episode is a SpOOooOOkkYY Halloween spectacular! Unless you're a patreon backer in which case this episode is just an episode with lots of slightly-too-early remarks about scary things.

In this episode we discuss The Best Ghost, which Traditional Monster is the scariest, and Guy gets so excited about a hypothetical Transformers fanfic that he accidentally wreaks havoc on the recording. Also a Garfield is talked about, a bit.

August 13, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/13

Once again, we go all round the houses. In this episode, Guy approaches the point of seriously enraging Cat by insisting that this is a Poptarts podcast, the concept of irritating compound swears is briefly raised before never being actually discussed, and there is an extended discussion about being creative, and working hard to quiet that awful voice inside you that tells you it's not worth bothering with. also Garfield, and a suspiciously booblike series of protuberances...

August 12, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/12

Here we are again! In this episode Cat and Guy discuss how landscapes can become re-haunted through communal art, the transformative and democratising powers of shitposts on corporate intellectual properties, whether Ronald McDonald was a man or a Clown, and the dangers of accidentally willing John Constantine into being and him giving you a god telling off. We also talk about a Garfield, but there's honestly not much there.

August 11, 1978

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/11

Honestly, there were many things that I wanted to touch on in this episode, and predictably not a single gosh darn thing was discussed. There was the briefest bit of Bigfoot chat, but honestly not enough to satiate. In this episode we talk about artistic integrity, the nature of criticism, and Guy and Cat have a "spirited debate" which ends with no clear winner or conclusion. We also discuss a new kind of chocolate bar, and the single most useless comment in the history of the internet. Additionally, a dog does a fall off a table.