We had a day off because we had a row but return with gay bans in Eastern Europe, Tezza in a nice top, Steps getting a right telling off, larger ladies getting their own back and thick, old British folk once again reminding us the reason why the world is a actually transmogrifying into a skip.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39333131

https://www.indy100.com/article/russia-beauty-and-the-beast-adults-only-rating-disney-lgbt-vladimir-putin-gay-7615631

http://www.ok.co.uk/music/1026925/steps-fan-accuses-band-of-being-disloyal-over-tour-ticket-prices

https://www.facebook.com/theguardian/videos/652881481566285/

http://www.the-pool.com/health/fitness-honestly/2017/11/marisa-bate-on-lena-dunham-and-tracy-anderson

We return with a comeback similar to Britney's shaved head than Peter Andre post-jungle debating what to do before we become a pariah state and Emma Watson's penchant for unmentionable monsters.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/14/brexit-bucket-list-leave-eu-article-50

https://www.wired.com/2017/03/kellyanne-conway-microwave-spying/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/13/ukraine-threatens-block-russian-singer-eurovision-crimea-conflict/

Beauty and the Beast - 5 Stars from the Sunday Times

https://www.facebook.com/aljazeera/videos/10155321830593690/

If you've ever thought of glueing your vagina shut then you're not the only one...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jenna-jameson-porn-star-anti-muslim-rant-ku-klux-klan-defence-racist-islamophobia-a7593636.html

http://www.mediaite.com/online/ann-coulter-thinks-trump-should-tweet-more-it-drives-the-media-crazy/

http://www.frommers.com/tips/miscellaneous/the-travel-press-is-reporting-the-trump-slump-a-devastating-drop-in-tourism-to-the-united-states#.WK7gFd1741E.facebook

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/02/22/kellyanne-conways-week-of-television-deprivation/?tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.0974b5523de8

http://www.teenvogue.com/story/chiropractor-labia-glue-better-than-tampons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPcq5OyXoWU

For what we thought was going to be a rather articulate and ravishing display of political commentary, once again turned into toilet talk and the dissection of 'sunflowering'. Don't google the latter...

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomchivers/this-swedish-criminologist-says-nigel-farage-is-talking-nons?utm_term=.qq1kDRnw60#.guzR3DAz0p

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/22/why-a-viral-video-of-a-cyclists-revenge-on-catcallers-may-not-be-all-it-seems

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/02/21/how-donald-trump-spent-his-first-month-in-office-by-the-numbers/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.55c5e74af6b8

https://www.facebook.com/AnneFrankCenterforMutualRespect/

Answer to our questions: http://mashable.com/2017/02/14/10-best-moments-maxine-waters/#SfjCamEZLPqT

We tackle dating in friendship circles and feeding the Furby in today's extravaganza. Those two things don't really go together as you will discover.

http://hellogiggles.com/middleman-in-two-friends-dating/

http://www.idolator.com/7657715/lifetime-britney-ever-after-justin-timberlake-sex-tape

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/london-fashion-week-british-fashion-responds-to-donald-trump-a7590721.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-sweden-twitter_us_58aa36f6e4b037d17d291bea

The terrible twosome get shitted on Friday after an apocalyptic week of absolute nonsense...get your fix of your favourite drunks

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2017/feb/09/the-rise-of-mansplaining-in-style-documentaries

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/7685315/cher-returns-concert-stage-vegas

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/08/politics/spicer-alleged-atlanta-terror-attack-trnd/index.html

https://www.buzzfeed.com/franciswhittaker/people-are-using-nevertheless-she-persisted-to-share-example?utm_term=.hsRp1mYoR&ref=mobile_share#.aw6B0W3Re

https://www.facebook.com/MicMedia/videos/1394736477215805/

An elusive sober day where girl power reigns supreme according to the female on our panel "proving women can be dicks too..."

https://twitter.com/LabSplice/status/829020268349775872

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hillary-clinton-draws-cheers-criticism-future-female-line-n717736

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/21/isabelle-huppert-elle-rape-cannes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38897507

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/02/07/sean_duffy_asked_for_examples_of_white_extremist_terror_here_you_go_sean.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/betsy-devos-donations_us_5893bd80e4b0c1284f251c5f

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/betsy-devos-us-education-secretary-advance-gods-kingdom-donald-trump-pick-confirmed-senate-hearing-a7568641.html

Today's Agenda:

1. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/03/church-of-england-college-apologises-students-queer-evening-prayer

2. http://www.clickhole.com/article/literally-amazing-incredible-dad-loved-his-family--769

3. https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/i-asked-a-psychopath-how-to-stop-caring-about-rejection

4. https://www.facebook.com/timesandsundaytimes/posts/1541489132547030

5. https://www.facebook.com/StrangerThingsTV/videos/873551969451154/

6. https://www.facebook.com/anxfreedom/photos/a.369209113264748.1073741830.357615034424156/676881635830826/?type=3&theater

The dynamic duo return to chat more nonsense and put the world to rights about contemporary topics that are plaguing the unsuspecting human race. Don't say we're not good to you.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2768421/britains-greatest-living-artist-david-hockney-creates-dazzling-new-logo-for-the-sun/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/03/kellyanne-conway-refugees-bowling-green-massacre-never-happened

https://www.wsj.com/articles/lady-gaga-pledges-a-unifying-message-1486080756

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sean-spicer-says-trump-honors-frederick-douglass-contributions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCjvAkfxPd0

Beyonce

Today we discussed:

1. Accent

2. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/miles-teller-calls-bs-on-report-he-and-emma-watson-were-too-demanding-for-la-la-land_us_5890b869e4b0c90eff0032bb

3. https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/822911786341044224 - very enterprising

4. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/business/bacon-shortage.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

5. https://www.facebook.com/heyconservativepost/posts/417041981817429